When you finish a big steamy dump, if you are going to shower right away, do you

**gwartney** · 02-11-2013, 07:17 PM

use toilet paper?

It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it?

**Gitfiddle** · 02-11-2013, 07:18 PM

As opposed to a dry, dusty dump?

**Vyb** · 02-11-2013, 07:19 PM

Definitely still use tp.

Who wants a shitty washcloth?

**jackie the jerk** · 02-11-2013, 07:19 PM

Wipe then shower

**KOC** · 02-11-2013, 07:19 PM

I never get my ass off that bowl until I can't find shit with paper.

**jackie the jerk** · 02-11-2013, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by Vyb

Definitely still use tp.

Who wants a shitty washcloth?

Scrub your ass then scrub yo face

**gwartney** · 02-11-2013, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Vyb

Definitely still use tp.

Who wants a shitty washcloth?

You'd definitely want to wash the sphincter last.

**Gunslinger** · 02-11-2013, 07:21 PM

holy shit do people really do that? Gonna get shit all over the shower. fuckin nasty.

**gwartney** · 02-11-2013, 07:24 PM

Would it make any difference if you had a nice "ate all my vegetables" movement with a clean cutoff as opposed to a "Didn't eat dinner, drank all night and ate bar food" mess?

**Mojopin** · 02-11-2013, 07:25 PM

I stop at pissing in the shower.

**Reggae Mistress** · 02-11-2013, 07:25 PM

Obsessively wipe, then shower.

**Vyb** · 02-11-2013, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress

Obsessively wipe, then shower.

Except girls don't poop.

**Dick Gozinya** · 02-11-2013, 07:37 PM

The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.

**gwartney** · 02-11-2013, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya

The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.

You shit in the shower? Do you then have to stomp it through all the little holes in the drain?

**Dream Theater** · 02-11-2013, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Vyb

Except girls don't poop.

I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty.

**Capn Crud** · 02-11-2013, 07:40 PM

Shower farts are about the worst. That moist humid air amplifies the stench of the fart and you are stuck in that little box. Every time I do it, I say never again.

**Jim J Jiblets** · 02-11-2013, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by gwartney

use toilet paper?

It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it?

There's nothing green about my steamy piles.

I will go in with a turtle tail to drop off, though. Great drain in my tub.

**Reggae Mistress** · 02-11-2013, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya

The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.

**nserafini** · 02-11-2013, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya

The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.

Some comedian has a bit on this. Basically it's a fucking reset. If you shower then have to shit, it's best just to take another shower. Otherwise the whole day is off balance, cats and dogs living together, etc....