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  1. 02-11-2013, 07:17 PM #1
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    When you finish a big steamy dump, if you are going to shower right away, do you

    use toilet paper?

    It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it?
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    As opposed to a dry, dusty dump?
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    Definitely still use tp.

    Who wants a shitty washcloth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Definitely still use tp.

    Who wants a shitty washcloth?
    Scrub your ass then scrub yo face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Definitely still use tp.

    Who wants a shitty washcloth?
    You'd definitely want to wash the sphincter last.
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    Wipe then shower
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    I never get my ass off that bowl until I can't find shit with paper.
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    holy shit do people really do that? Gonna get shit all over the shower. fuckin nasty.
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    Would it make any difference if you had a nice "ate all my vegetables" movement with a clean cutoff as opposed to a "Didn't eat dinner, drank all night and ate bar food" mess?
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    I stop at pissing in the shower.
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    Obsessively wipe, then shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Obsessively wipe, then shower.
    Except girls don't poop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Except girls don't poop.
    I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I was going to reply in kind. No way does something as hot as RM's ass produce anything nasty.
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    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
    You shit in the shower? Do you then have to stomp it through all the little holes in the drain?
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    Shower farts are about the worst. That moist humid air amplifies the stench of the fart and you are stuck in that little box. Every time I do it, I say never again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Gozinya View Post
    The worst is when you shower and then have to shit. The shower shit sucks.
    Some comedian has a bit on this. Basically it's a fucking reset. If you shower then have to shit, it's best just to take another shower. Otherwise the whole day is off balance, cats and dogs living together, etc....
    Listen live @ http://www.nickandartie.com/
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  20. 02-11-2013, 07:53 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    use toilet paper?

    It would be the "green" thing to not use the paper, wouldn't it?
    There's nothing green about my steamy piles.

    I will go in with a turtle tail to drop off, though. Great drain in my tub.

    Last edited by Jim J Jiblets; 02-11-2013 at 08:03 PM. Reason: Pic
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