There is this fat moon-pie-faced ugly version of Patton Oswalt motherfucker next door who is pissing me off two separate ways!
1.) He is fucking this chick who looks like Phoebe Cates tripped on a banana peel and fell into a swimming pool of heavenliness and barely escaped with her life.
2.) This Mallomar-headed motherfucker rides a shitty motorcycle that when it takes off, sounds like a Nazi deathcamp boxcar crashing into a locomotive full of gasoline. Today the fucking thing doesn't work so it literally sounds like one of our trendy Rampaging Shooters is going postal on our complex!
I think I need to exercise my fuggin' SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS on this melonhead!
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Thread: God DAMMIT!!!
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02-11-2013, 06:05 PM #1DS Supporter
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God DAMMIT!!!
Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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02-11-2013, 06:05 PM #2~Is Your Father~
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Pics or gtfo!!
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Originally Posted by Schmoopy
Originally Posted by Snotty
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02-11-2013, 06:06 PM #3DS Supporter
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too dark for pics
maybe tomorrow
MAYBE!Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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02-11-2013, 06:08 PM #4Tokin' Negress VIP
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Amanda pics or gtfo
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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02-11-2013, 06:11 PM #5DS Supporter
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how ya doin'? Originally Posted by GHP
look under your doorstep.Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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