Should I kill it or call Beff to rescue it?
That lil bastard, needs about 50000 gallons of water!
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02-11-2013, 05:08 PM #1Loud Mouth Drunk
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I have a f-ing gopher tearing up my backyard!
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02-11-2013, 05:12 PM #2אינה רשאי להציג את התרגום
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"happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."
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02-11-2013, 05:13 PM #3DS Supporter
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Nothing a 10-22 with a zeroed in scope can't fix.
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Originally Posted by whatsit
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02-11-2013, 05:13 PM #4
if ya kill all the gooolfers they'll lock ya up.
The above statement is being made of my own free will. This site neither condones nor agrees to anything I post but for my right to post what I feel.
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02-11-2013, 05:13 PM #5Maverick
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Does it look like this?
Don't question Authority. They don't know shit either.
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02-11-2013, 05:14 PM #6Maverick
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Derka Derka Derka
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02-11-2013, 05:14 PM #7☺☁☂❤☼
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are gophers supposed to be out now?
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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02-11-2013, 05:15 PM #8DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by suckemnuckledus
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02-11-2013, 05:15 PM #9Dawg Saloon Staff
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02-11-2013, 05:16 PM #10Loud Mouth Drunk
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Too bad I live in San Fran-sicko, it I shot a 22, the freaking swat team would probably raid my house, take my kids away....and send me to level 4 San Quentin! Originally Posted by yippeekyaa
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02-11-2013, 05:18 PM #11DS Supporter
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Kill em all
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02-11-2013, 05:19 PM #12Dawg Saloon Staff
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Download Zoo-Za-Zoo and play it on a continuous loop in the back yard, problem solved.
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02-11-2013, 05:20 PM #13Loud Mouth Drunk
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Where can I get that? Originally Posted by Markijuano
Kill em all
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02-11-2013, 05:21 PM #14Maverick
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good luck with that
This is better than rejuvenation.
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02-11-2013, 05:21 PM #15אינה רשאי להציג את התרגום
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get a trap or buy quiet pellet gun from big 5. Originally Posted by suckemnuckledus
i love animals, but love my garden more. so fuck 'em."happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."
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02-11-2013, 05:22 PM #16Loud Mouth Drunk
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Rep for that! Originally Posted by BethSucks
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02-11-2013, 05:23 PM #17DS Supporter
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What state you in? Not legal in some Originally Posted by suckemnuckledus
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02-11-2013, 05:24 PM #18DS Supporter
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He wanted to get rid of them not attract them. Originally Posted by BethSucks
Reach me on Twitter @howardpeedonme Originally Posted by whatsit
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02-11-2013, 05:26 PM #19Bar Fly
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Buy a gopher trap.
Dig up one of his mounds until you find the tunnel.
Set the trap in the tunnel and bury it.
Gophers dig themselves in and out of the same mounds, so eventually the trap will get him.
Rinse and repeat if needed.
Last edited by Night Ape; 02-11-2013 at 05:29 PM.
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02-11-2013, 05:29 PM #20DS Supporter
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Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts
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