Yes, when you bring up the timing of it, the bikini snow-"shoot" is triple-retarded, considering where she "should" be this time of year.
But as much as I'd like to believe otherwise, she could get into FW events; Howard's too wealthy to not be able to pull some strings, or simply buy her way into things.
Maybe it's simply a $$$ thing. Maybe Howard adds it up and realizes that playing "model and photographer" and going on a "sweet trip", whatever the fuck that is, is still MUCH cheaper than getting her into the right events at Fashion Week, not to mention all the spending she'd do there.
It looks like she burntHoward'ssome other dude's bacon!
"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
What I really can't understand is why famed fashion photographer Howard Stern is not taking pictures on the runway for magazines like Vogue and Elle.
Maybe if she gets a second row seat she won't go.
Is that humiliating in the Fashion Week world? I recall her sitting in the second row behind a big pole for some show a couple of years ago.
There are still three days left for her to make it. She lived for this stuff - it's hard to believe she'd voluntarily skip it two years in a row.

Sitting front row is a really, really big deal. Let's face it, Beth is no fashionista. Zero sense of style and she certainly doesn't follow the latest trends. She attends to have her picture taken. Howard might be uber rich and powerful in some circles but he has little influence in the fashion world. I doubt Anna Wintour has much respect for him as Beth has never attended the Met Gala.
Maybe someone who seems friendly to her can ask via Twitter about attending fashion week? Stand down Gary Puppet, haha.

I have feeling Howard wouldn't let her attend unless it was front row. In his eyes, it would be like him sitting in the 2nd row at the Knicks.

Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY
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