Guess where I'm going for dinner tomorrow

[Chriza]

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[fenderbaum]

Now on the menu at Olive Garden
















Placenta Recipes


Roast Placenta
Placenta Cocktail
Placenta Lasagne
Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
Dehydrating your placenta


These are from 'Mothering Magazine' - September 1983:

Work on the basis that each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. To prepare a placenta, cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.

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Roast Placenta

1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)


Method

(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)

1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!

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Placenta Cocktail

Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!

How many more threads will you be dropping this gem in pal?

[FatKidSullivan]

Why is everyone hating on olive garden it's not like you are taking her to fazzolis

I think I'd rather have Fazoli's. Better priced for what you're getting.

[Chriza]

Real and I posted the place Piazza Italia---the prices were very reasonable, and the food is made fresh

Have fun, hope you get lucky

I'll check it out sometime. I actually know a better place than OG just down the street, I just don't wanna be the asshole like "hey your opinion sucks I'll tell you where to eat"

[fenderbaum]

Hey Chriz, just make sure that you do not let her get too filled up or else she may not be up for any romance later on.

[fenderbaum]

I'll check it out sometime. I actually know a better place than OG just down the street, I just don't wanna be the asshole like "hey your opinion sucks I'll tell you where to eat"

Smart move.

[P-B]

How do you broach the fetish?

He dips a bread stick in some chocolate pudding?

[Daveindiego]

This nigga is going to broken-down Olive Garden, and he's bragging about it.


Broken down.

[Mlaw]

I'll check it out sometime. I actually know a better place than OG just down the street, I just don't wanna be the asshole like "hey your opinion sucks I'll tell you where to eat"

good man

[GHP]

I'll check it out sometime. I actually know a better place than OG just down the street, I just don't wanna be the asshole like "hey your opinion sucks I'll tell you where to eat"

Like BlubberNose does

[nazdrowie]

we don't have Olive Garden around here anymore

[doughhead63]

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[Chriza]

good man

Okay I just texted and asked if she's been to the place I know

I'll see what she says

[HowardsPrenup]

I knew you were going to say that

[MatthewT]

That's expired, nigga.

dammit he was printing it out

[MatthewT]

we don't have Olive Garden around here anymore

wow. move. no mcdonalds, no olive garden; you live in like siberia

[fenderbaum]

This nigga is going to broken-down Olive Garden, and he's bragging about it.


Broken down.

This was not his choice dave, he is only doing it because that is where the young lady wants to dine.

[Popeye Saavedra]

Olive Garden blows. Pretty much equivalent to Stoffer's frozen dinners.

[Chriza]

Olive Garden blows. Pretty much equivalent to Stoffer's frozen dinners.

No its pretty good actually

[FranciscoTheMan]

I'll check it out sometime. I actually know a better place than OG just down the street, I just don't wanna be the asshole like "hey your opinion sucks I'll tell you where to eat"

Carrabba's doesn't count, Chriza.