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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    Howard has to have John Mayer in the studio so he can ask him how many girls he has done anal with. He even did Taylor Swift. She wrote that song about it. "We will never, never, ever do anal together".
    I was wondering what the hidden message was in that song.
    "The above is pure speculation and my opinion only. It does not represent the opinions of dawgsaloon.com"

  2. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by MutteringJohn View Post
    Howard has to have John Mayer in the studio so he can ask him how many girls he has done anal with. He even did Taylor Swift. She wrote that song about it. "We will never, never, ever do anal together".
    Taylor Swift stinks. Her new album is pop trite, complete with autotune and lyrics that would make a middle schooler would run for zee hills. And all her songs are about bashing her exes. Mainstream music is shitting the bed and throwing the blankets in the washer without cleaning it up (referencing a great Howard Stern landmark from 2008!).
    Howard Stern: We were just taking pictures. I'm practicing, I'm learning how to work my camera. So I took some and she said "Submit them to Hampton's Magazine, so it's very nice. But the problem is, if I known it was a cover...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winst View Post
    Posts like these are why man invented the internet.

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    voluptuous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 17 Squabble Ln View Post
    I just threw up on my monitor. Thanks dyke

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    Quote Originally Posted by StRyDeRxX View Post
    Sweet baby Jesus... that Katie Perry is one sweet piece of ass. I can't believe that British asshole Russell Brand let this beauty go.
    And she is still washing off his dirty smegma to this day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterfonda View Post
    That Grammys dress was far from her best outfit. She is a beautiful woman, but to listen to Russel Brand, a bit of a psycho.
    Well, the fact that she fucked/married that talentless limey mutant makes me think there's probably something to that....

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  10. #70
    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo View Post
    Are you for real? If there is ANY fucking truth to the part about "watching gay porn" while fucking women in the ass...he IS gay...he's just in denial of it. That's not a fetish, he's watching the gay porn so he can fantasize that it's a man's ass he's fucking.

    Chris Rock explained one way they counteract this phenomenon in prison.....

    Sorry Dummy, I didn't explain it well enough...the gay porn angle was put out there by Jessica Simpson's people to make Mayer look like a fagulah. But it never happened...just made her look even stupider.

  11. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic Wedgie View Post
    Sorry Dummy, I didn't explain it well enough...the gay porn angle was put out there by Jessica Simpson's people to make Mayer look like a fagulah. But it never happened...just made her look even stupider.
    And why is John Mayer and his people so much more credible than Jessica Simpson and her people?
    I've heard some of his "music". I'd don't believe an entirely heterosexual man could create that noise.
    The "anal" in his relationship with Simpson was probably her strapping him on in the ass while he watched gay porn.

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  13. #73
    Its all smoke and mirrors.

    "The above is pure speculation and my opinion only. It does not represent the opinions of dawgsaloon.com"

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