View Poll Results: Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign?

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  • To become an AGT judge

    6 33.33%
  • To runaway with his man-servant

    1 5.56%
  • He vants to be alone!

    1 5.56%
  • He was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes

    4 22.22%
  • He's going to take his 27 dresses on a world tour

    1 5.56%
  • The Illuminati WILLS it!

    5 27.78%
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    Breaking! Pope Benedict Resigns

    NBC news has just confirmed an earlier report by Reuters that Pope Benedict will be stepping down in February, apparently due to health concerns.

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    The homos will find someone new to hate
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    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    The homos will find someone new to hate
    Maybe they'll appoint a woman.

    Shyeah, right.

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    I didn't think popes COULD resign.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    The homos will find someone new to hate
    Are you a fan of "Nazi Pope"?

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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    quitter
    Thank Obama

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    The Pope Smokes Dope

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    The Pope Smokes Dope
    Too bad he couldn't have been pope...
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Are you a fan of "Nazi Pope"?


    i ain't catholic

    i ain't any religion actually
    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman...

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    He's the new AGT judge
    Thank Obama

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    come back boss
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    the vatican is the most evil place on earth
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman...
    That makes a lot of sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman...
    Obscurity? There are over 1 billion Catholics in the world
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    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    He's the new AGT judge
    Sounds like a good idea for a poll.

    I can add one to the thread.

    Give me some more reasons he resigned?

    • To become an AGT judge
    • to runaway with his man-servant
    • he was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes

    Come on, pick it up from there.

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    The next Pope should be a Buddhist.

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    Arrow

    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Obscurity? There are over 1 billion Catholics in the world
    (I meant in the U.S., you know, the center of the universe.)

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    Perhaps they should defy their teachings and ordain a female. Might be able to cut down on the homosexual kid touching that occurs
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    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    Jeez, this is all over the news.

    I need info on the freezing rain!
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    He just "vants to be alone"
    Thank Obama

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