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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Now it's "Was married."
    sorry to hear it bro

    she, uh, doesn't dabble in the occult, does she?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Now it's "Was married."
    Stop faking sadness. We know you were glad to get rid of her, and Zoso isn't gonna throw you a sympathy fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    sorry to hear it bro

    she, uh, doesn't dabble in the occult, does she?
    She claimed her Grandmother in Poland was a witch but I do not believe in that mumbo jumbo sir.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    It happens to me fairly often. Usually if i'm sleeping someplace other than my bedroom. It would scare me in the sense that I felt there was another presence in the room. It's a state between awake and sleeping. Now that I'm aware of what it is, I can go with it and have some some fun with it like out of body experiences.

    It's not a ghost.
    It's not a demon.
    It's not an angel.
    It's not an alien.
    xBroBudx

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    Stop faking sadness. We know you were glad to get rid of her, and Zoso isn't gonna throw you a sympathy fuck.
    I don't recall Zoso giving you power of attorney over his sex life. He might want to.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    It happens to me fairly often. Usually if i'm sleeping someplace other than my bedroom. It would scare me in the sense that I felt there was another presence in the room. It's a state between awake and sleeping. Now that I'm aware of what it is, I can go with it and have some some fun with it like out of body experiences.

    It's not a ghost.
    It's not a demon.
    It's not an angel.
    It's not an alien.
    Right on man, next time, if there is a next time, I won't freak but try and embrace it and test it's limits.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Bud will tell you what happened to you.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Bud will tell you what happened to you.
    Keep believing in fairy tales and ghost stories.
    xBroBudx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I don't recall Zoso giving you power of attorney over his sex life. He might want to.
    You sir, are a slut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Keep believing in fairy tales and ghost stories.
    that's all you Bud
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Sup DT.

    I get that from time to time, it's been a while since I had it last. It is really fucking scary.

    I usually get it if I'm sleeping too much.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Sup DT.

    I get that from time to time, it's been a while since I had it last. It is really fucking scary.

    I usually get it if I'm sleeping too much.
    Man I have been sleeping in a lot since I pulled an all nighter on Friday night. Haven't done that in ages. Hangovers last a lot longer at my age.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Sup DT.

    I get that from time to time, it's been a while since I had it last. It is really fucking scary.

    I usually get it if I'm sleeping too much.
    Bad news Dave it usually means you have hair like Betty White
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Bad news Dave it usually means you have hair like Betty White
    You know, when you have to re-read the post 3 times to try to understand it, and it's still not funny, that means that it's a really sucky post.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    You know, when you have to re-read the post 3 times to try to understand it, and it's still not funny, that means that it's a really sucky post.
    You usually have to read things 5 times to understand them

    Keep going nigga
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Damn, sorry DT
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    I always try to fight out of it.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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