Sleep Paralysis..had an episode last night

[jackie the jerk]

you're a mexican; you should know this

I'm not so I don't

[baltimore mike]

[jackie the jerk]

Beaner style voodoo.

fake biker

[cheezedbyfate]

i had that happen to me twice,the first time i was scared shitless,the second time i knew what was happening and i kinda just enjoyed the trippy aspect of it.i was on the nicotine patch when it happened.

[Billy]

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

[MatthewT]

fake biker

fake eye-tie

[Butcher]

fat people get this all the time




just sayin

[MatthewT]

just keepin' it kanye, until Thursday

[MatthewT]

fat people get this all the time




just sayin

[GHP]

Freaked me the fuck out. I was awake but could not move a muscle. I live alone so no one was there to shake me out of it. I tried to call out for Falco but nothing worked, couldn't move a thing or make a sound. It lasted about a minute or so and I eventually just relaxed and went back to sleep. Woke up normally shortly after and grabbed my phone to google what the fuck that shit was all about. Turns out it's more common than I could even imagine.

Different cultural and religious beliefs attribute this natural phenomenon to alien visitations or demonic or spiritual visits. I saw no apparitions or anything of the sort, just kinda freaked me the fuck out that I was conscious but unable to move or make a sound.

And no its not AIDS!!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

OK fuck it

One time I was reading a book on the couch late at night. Everyone was asleep and had been for hours. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something pass by, but was so absorbed in my book it didn't register for about 5 seconds. Then when I realized something had passed by it said something in like a robotic mechanical voice

I mean I froze. I could not move a muscle to save my life. I wanted to scream, to yell for my husband, to jump up and run screaming into the night like I'd seen BubbleNose IRL, but I couldn't. The only thing I could move was my eyes, I couldn't even turn my head. It felt like all the nerves in my body were on fire. I kept waiting and listening for it to say something else. The feeling lasted about one minute and then slowly went away

Nothing like that ever happened again but that was weirder'n shit

[Dream Theater]

fake biker

[jackie the jerk]

fake eye-tie

He claims to be Italian? Will his lies ever stop

[Dream Theater]

fat people get this all the time




just sayin

No wonder your wife hates you.

[Dream Theater]

He claims to be Italian? Will his lies ever stop

I have no idea what that means, I NEVER claimed to be a Wop.

[GHP]

No wonder your wife hates you.

She fat?

[Butcher]

No wonder your wife hates you.

you motherfucker

[Butcher]

She fat?

[MatthewT]

OK fuck it

One time I was reading a book on the couch late at night. Everyone was asleep and had been for hours. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something pass by, but was so absorbed in my book it didn't register for about 5 seconds. Then when I realized something had passed by it said something in like a robotic mechanical voice

I mean I froze. I could not move a muscle to save my life. I wanted to scream, to yell for my husband, to jump up and run screaming into the night like I'd seen BubbleNose IRL, but I couldn't. The only thing I could move was my eyes, I couldn't even turn my head. It felt like all the nerves in my body were on fire. I kept waiting and listening for it to say something else. The feeling lasted about one minute and then slowly went away

Nothing like that ever happened again but that was weirder'n shit

demon AIDS

[Dream Theater]

OK fuck it

One time I was reading a book on the couch late at night. Everyone was asleep and had been for hours. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something pass by, but was so absorbed in my book it didn't register for about 5 seconds. Then when I realized something had passed by it said something in like a robotic mechanical voice

I mean I froze. I could not move a muscle to save my life. I wanted to scream, to yell for my husband, to jump up and run screaming into the night like I'd seen BubbleNose IRL, but I couldn't. The only thing I could move was my eyes, I couldn't even turn my head. It felt like all the nerves in my body were on fire. I kept waiting and listening for it to say something else. The feeling lasted about one minute and then slowly went away

Nothing like that ever happened again but that was weirder'n shit

Did it look like this? I think one of your fiends might have been behind it:

[MatthewT]

I have no idea what that means, I NEVER claimed to be a Wop.

dude, the truth will set you free