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  1. 02-11-2013, 12:22 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyless Chuck View Post
    So how's school going slippy? Still on track to graduate soon?
    well, I have some legal things to deal with, and I'm in-between people to fuck for rides and a place to live - but I'm VERY focused, and I haven't drank in 2 hours - so my life is going all the right ways!

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    Not sure what you're talking about Slip..........but I believe you.
    Thanks Mojo! All these other people are just negative haters! *woe is me*
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    well, I have some legal things to deal with, and I'm in-between people to fuck for rides and a place to live - but I'm VERY focused, and I haven't drank in 2 hours - so my life is going all the right ways!



    Thanks Mojo! All these other people are just negative haters! *woe is me*
    nevermind what the people think, you do what you gotta do to keep a roof over yer head and crack in yr brain . . .
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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  3. 02-11-2013, 01:10 PM #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Slippy is worth a lot more than $20. I'm just gonna throw that out there. I'd pay upwards of $100 for her!
    She promised to give it to me for free but is now welching on her agreement. Nothing worse than a welcher.
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    Everyone says that AG is a pain in the ass and a troll. I have to disagree, I never hear anything from AG. He never alerts or complains.
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    I second this... his detractors were an issue at SFN, but never the man himself.
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  5. 02-11-2013, 01:17 PM #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She promised to give it to me for free but is now welching on her agreement. Nothing worse than a welcher.
    actually you are worse
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  6. 02-11-2013, 01:20 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by FOXXXONE View Post
    actually you are worse
    I'm going to go ahead and second this.
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  7. 02-11-2013, 01:22 PM #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She promised to give it to me for free but is now welching on her agreement. Nothing worse than a welcher.
    I wouldn't wish the nightmare of sexual contact with your smelly ass on my most hated enemy.
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  8. 02-11-2013, 01:23 PM #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    they're all pink on the inside
    Unless they have been dead for awhile of course.

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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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  9. 02-11-2013, 01:24 PM #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    I'm going to go ahead and second this.
    Unanimous!
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    What is animalslobs deal? Does he think he will wear Slippy down by bringing it up ad nauseum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    What is animalslobs deal? Does he think he will wear Slippy down by bringing it up ad nauseum?
    Unfortunately for Butterhog, Slip has eyes. And a sense of smell.
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  12. 02-11-2013, 01:38 PM #132
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    and minimal standards
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    What is animalslobs deal? Does he think he will wear Slippy down by bringing it up ad nauseum?
    Dan thinks that a woman as beautiful as Slippy would have any kind of sexual contact with him.

    It's pretty much the most delusional thing he's ever done, and that's kind of saying something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She promised to give it to me for free but is now welching on her agreement. Nothing worse than a welcher.
    Except for a hippo rapist.
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    uh, every sexual encounter Dan's ever had has been the product of wearing down a woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    uh, every sexual encounter Dan's ever had has been the product of paying a woman
    Fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    uh, every sexual encounter Dan's ever had has been the product of wearing down a woman
    Or more often holding her down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    uh, every sexual encounter Dan's ever had has been the product of wearing down a woman
    With a $20 bill.
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  19. 02-11-2013, 01:48 PM #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Or more often holding her down.
    I fucking said this wasn't true! If they all don't believe me, "they can suck a dick"!

    Just 'cause I said it doesn't fucking make it true!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  20. 02-11-2013, 01:49 PM #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    What is animalslobs deal? Does he think he will wear Slippy down by bringing it up ad nauseum?
    The dude has limited skills. He repeats everything until it is beaten to death worse than Matthew Shephard.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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