And I was anally raped.
And I got sent to jail for dropping a keyboard.
Wait! No I didn't REALLY fuck 2 guys, I was just spoofing you guys!
I wasn't REALLY raped, I was just mad at the guy!
Perhaps I went to jail for biting the guy's tit....
WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I'M A LYING WHORE? WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED THE FUCK UP AND I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT!