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  1. 02-11-2013, 11:17 AM #1
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    I fucked 2 different guys this week.

    And I was anally raped.

    And I got sent to jail for dropping a keyboard.





























































    Wait! No I didn't REALLY fuck 2 guys, I was just spoofing you guys!
    I wasn't REALLY raped, I was just mad at the guy!
    Perhaps I went to jail for biting the guy's tit....


    WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I'M A LYING WHORE? WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED THE FUCK UP AND I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT!
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  3. 02-11-2013, 11:18 AM #3
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  4. 02-11-2013, 11:18 AM #4
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    This thread will have 2.3 billion replies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I would like to run your head through a wall.
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    It's really slow here today. Maybe I should just do some work.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    It's really slow here today. Maybe I should just do some work.
    I'm getting tons of work done
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  9. 02-11-2013, 11:24 AM #9
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    Slip, were the two guys related?
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    Wait, let me change into the Dio persona before I reply further.
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    Slippy Slippy Slippy.
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  12. 02-11-2013, 11:19 AM #12
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    I see you've discovered meth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I see you've discovered meth.
    Yes, but it wasn't my fault! A friend of mine made me fuck a guy to get some!
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    Oh my.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And I was anally raped.

    And I got sent to jail for dropping a keyboard.





























































    Wait! No I didn't REALLY fuck 2 guys, I was just spoofing you guys!
    I wasn't REALLY raped, I was just mad at the guy!
    Perhaps I went to jail for biting the guy's tit....


    WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I'M A LYING WHORE? WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED THE FUCK UP AND I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT!
    Call me I think we need to talk
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    Omg you bit a guys tit??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesday View Post
    Omg you bit a guys tit??
    She is hating on Nikkerz, Slippy is really jealous of her and all the attention she gets.
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    Everyone says that AG is a pain in the ass and a troll. I have to disagree, I never hear anything from AG. He never alerts or complains.
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    I second this... his detractors were an issue at SFN, but never the man himself.
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  18. 02-11-2013, 11:22 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She is hating on Nikkerz Slippy is really jealous of her and all the attention she gets.
    Yeah, that's it.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  19. 02-11-2013, 11:24 AM #19
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    the stories are getting a bit ridiculous
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  20. 02-11-2013, 11:23 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    She is hating on Nikkerz, Slippy is really jealous of her and all the attention she gets.
    Nuh uh. Everyone likes Nikkers. Slips is just goofing around.
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