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  1. 02-11-2013, 11:17 AM #1
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    I fucked 2 different guys this week.

    And I was anally raped.

    And I got sent to jail for dropping a keyboard.





























































    Wait! No I didn't REALLY fuck 2 guys, I was just spoofing you guys!
    I wasn't REALLY raped, I was just mad at the guy!
    Perhaps I went to jail for biting the guy's tit....


    WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I'M A LYING WHORE? WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED THE FUCK UP AND I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT!
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  3. 02-11-2013, 11:18 AM #3
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  4. 02-11-2013, 11:18 AM #4
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    It's really slow here today. Maybe I should just do some work.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  9. 02-11-2013, 11:19 AM #9
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    I see you've discovered meth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And I was anally raped.

    And I got sent to jail for dropping a keyboard.





























































    Wait! No I didn't REALLY fuck 2 guys, I was just spoofing you guys!
    I wasn't REALLY raped, I was just mad at the guy!
    Perhaps I went to jail for biting the guy's tit....


    WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I'M A LYING WHORE? WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED THE FUCK UP AND I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT!
    Call me I think we need to talk
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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  12. 02-11-2013, 11:19 AM #12
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    Omg you bit a guys tit??
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  13. 02-11-2013, 11:20 AM #13
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  14. 02-11-2013, 11:20 AM #14
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  15. 02-11-2013, 11:20 AM #15
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    Slippy is Nikkerz.
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    I like and believe you slips.
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  17. 02-11-2013, 11:20 AM #17
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  18. 02-11-2013, 11:21 AM #18
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    Slippy when should I be expecting you for my blowjob? I want to make sure I shower and manscape.
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    Everyone says that AG is a pain in the ass and a troll. I have to disagree, I never hear anything from AG. He never alerts or complains.
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    I second this... his detractors were an issue at SFN, but never the man himself.
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  19. 02-11-2013, 11:21 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I see you've discovered meth.
    Yes, but it wasn't my fault! A friend of mine made me fuck a guy to get some!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  20. 02-11-2013, 11:21 AM #20
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    I was just thinking that you look kind of like the wife on the walking dead
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