New pope will be black

[stripes]

I'm up for that just to see the reactions from the flock, lol.

south boston will burn

[stripes]

the current pope is one evil looking freak

& whats the point anyway, the last pope was a vegetable for his last 5 or so years

[Imus O Sternsky]

The first order of business will be to change the name altar boy to home boy

[Obi Drunkenobe]

I'm guessing the new pontiff will be some kinda spic

^ This

[The Cocksman]

You better call Pope Tyrone and tell him come on get his shit.

Why come mass be late everyday? CPT Color Pope time.

Why come the wafer is replaced by a slice of watermelon?

CPT lives.

[stripes]

are they gonna have tryouts or sumpin?

[SleepingWarrior]

according to Nostradamus this is the last Pope. Had that shoved down my throat every time I turned on the history channel before 12/21/12 with all the rest of the EOW conspiracies.

Actually St. Malachy made that prophecy. We'll know if its the real deal if this one takes Peter as his papal name.

Though the black dude is named Peter right now...

[SleepingWarrior]

Isn't there some kind of list or book that predicts who the future Popes will be? That way maybe we will know if our next Pope will Shine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

After giving it a quick glance it does have a few odd coincidences

[username]

Nostradamus was a fool.He said the world would end 12/12/12 and it didn't.

*hint*
The date is a human invention. 12/12/12 is not 2012 years 12 month and 12 days since jesus was born. Historical Jesus was born before year zero.

[HS Cult Leader]

A signal from above? Lightning hits St Peter's hours after Pope Benedict stuns cardinals with first resignation in 600 years

• Pontiff, 85, says health 'no longer adequate due to his advanced age'
• 'I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry'
  
• Made the decision in 'full freedom' but is aware of 'gravity of gesture'
• Doctor advised him 'not to take transatlantic flights for health reasons'
  
• Will retire on February 28, a decision that shocked even the Vatican
  
• The only Pope to quit for health reasons and first to stand down since Gregory XII in 1415
• David Cameron praised Pope's 'tireless' efforts to strengthen relations between UK and Holy See
  

By Simon Tomlinson and Richard Hartley-parkinson
PUBLISHED: 11:01 GMT, 11 February 2013





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-carry-on.html

[The Cocksman]

A signal from above? Lightning hits St Peter's hours after Pope Benedict stuns cardinals with first resignation in 600 years

• Pontiff, 85, says health 'no longer adequate due to his advanced age'
• 'I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry'
• Made the decision in 'full freedom' but is aware of 'gravity of gesture'
• Doctor advised him 'not to take transatlantic flights for health reasons'
  
• Will retire on February 28, a decision that shocked even the Vatican
  
• The only Pope to quit for health reasons and first to stand down since Gregory XII in 1415
• David Cameron praised Pope's 'tireless' efforts to strengthen relations between UK and Holy See
  

By Simon Tomlinson and Richard Hartley-parkinson
PUBLISHED: 11:01 GMT, 11 February 2013





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-carry-on.html

That's the power of Pope Tyronne.

[SleepingWarrior]

A signal from above? Lightning hits St Peter's hours after Pope Benedict stuns cardinals with first resignation in 600 years

• Pontiff, 85, says health 'no longer adequate due to his advanced age'
• 'I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry'
• Made the decision in 'full freedom' but is aware of 'gravity of gesture'
• Doctor advised him 'not to take transatlantic flights for health reasons'
  
• Will retire on February 28, a decision that shocked even the Vatican
  
• The only Pope to quit for health reasons and first to stand down since Gregory XII in 1415
• David Cameron praised Pope's 'tireless' efforts to strengthen relations between UK and Holy See
  

By Simon Tomlinson and Richard Hartley-parkinson
PUBLISHED: 11:01 GMT, 11 February 2013





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-carry-on.html

[tfresca]

I don't see white people sticking with catholicism if they get a brown pope. But honestly it's growing in brown countries and dying on the vine in Europe and the US. Is nobody bringing up that his resignation comes on the heels of scandal in LA. Maybe there's a bigger smoking gun in that case.

[stripes]

A signal from above? Lightning hits St Peter's hours after Pope Benedict stuns cardinals with first resignation in 600 years

• Pontiff, 85, says health 'no longer adequate due to his advanced age'
• 'I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry'
• Made the decision in 'full freedom' but is aware of 'gravity of gesture'
• Doctor advised him 'not to take transatlantic flights for health reasons'
  
• Will retire on February 28, a decision that shocked even the Vatican
  
• The only Pope to quit for health reasons and first to stand down since Gregory XII in 1415
• David Cameron praised Pope's 'tireless' efforts to strengthen relations between UK and Holy See
  

By Simon Tomlinson and Richard Hartley-parkinson
PUBLISHED: 11:01 GMT, 11 February 2013





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-carry-on.html

imagine the secrets in that building

[Rupert Pupkin]

Can you Dig It?

[Anfkid]

first time BLACK SMOKE will mean something different.

[SEGA]

wassup with dat?

[Tans Lover]

"the church next door to me was sold to n......"

[stripes]

[Anfkid]

turn the real church into a churches fried chicken