How come Howard never took pics of Alison like this?

**GaryPuppet** · 02-11-2013, 08:05 AM

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

**FSFN** · 02-11-2013, 08:09 AM

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

**mattyfishrip197** · 02-11-2013, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by FSFN

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

lol

**meanredhed** · 02-11-2013, 08:17 AM

Because Alison has more than an ounce of dignity.

**TaTa Toothy** · 02-11-2013, 08:18 AM

As a photographer I get annoyed when people think I take really good pictures because I own an expensive camera. I reply, "It's not the camera that takes really good pictures. It's the person holding it."

Howard, on the other hand believes that HE is a really good photographer just because he bought an expensive camera. I think his work speaks for itself.

**The Cocksman** · 02-11-2013, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

Perhaps Allison wa a pig.

**TaTa Toothy** · 02-11-2013, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by The Cocksman

Perhaps Allison wa a pig.

Allison was no cover girl model, for sure. I met her up close at his book signing, but she was WAY better than what he deserved. I saw Howard up close that day too.

**Icculus** · 02-11-2013, 08:28 AM

Alison was a real person with a soul. Howard actually respected her.

**isabella** · 02-11-2013, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by meanredhed

Because Alison has more than an ounce of dignity.

exactly...alison is a multidimensional woman. intelligent and with interests outside of herself.......she's more than just an object.
beth is nothing outside of her attractiveness, and that's fading fast.

does howard even wonder how his daughters feel about how their half-naked stepmom is objectified by their father?
great example to set for your daughters....he's lucky that alison instilled some values. if they listened to their father they'd come to believe that a woman is placed on earth only to be a sex object. he's lucky they're not acting out.

**Dick Gozinya** · 02-11-2013, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

lol. Well it was cold out.

Originally Posted by The Cocksman

Perhaps Allison was a pig.

Not even close, bud.

**aquadog** · 02-11-2013, 08:37 AM

Because she wasn't retarded.

**kicksave7** · 02-11-2013, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by isabella

exactly...alison is a multidimensional woman. intelligent and with interests outside of herself.......she's more than just an object.
beth is nothing outside of her attractiveness, and that's fading fast.

does howard even wonder how his daughters feel about how their half-naked stepmom is objectified by their father?
great example to set for your daughters....he's lucky that alison instilled some values. if they listened to their father they'd come to believe that a woman is placed on earth only to be a sex object. he's lucky they're not acting out.

Nailed it. The only thing I might disagree with is that some might say that Ashley seems to have some acting out phase she's going through at the moment. Howard always said that Alison raised the kids, not him....he was pretty much unplugged as a Dad for most of their marriage.

**srricks** · 02-11-2013, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by FSFN

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

I would assume she didn't have the time for crap like photoshoots - she was busy running the household affairs like raising daughters, managing the finances, and making sure Howard got to bed a 8pm...

**kicksave7** · 02-11-2013, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by FSFN

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

She also has several post grad degrees and has a counseling practice on Long Island.

**Beths Arab** · 02-11-2013, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

I'm guessing its because she wasn't willing to get frost bite on her pussy just to get some attention and make herself look like a fucking idiot but i could be wrong.

**The Cocksman** · 02-11-2013, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by TaTa Toothy

Allison was no cover girl model, for sure. I met her up close at his book signing, but she was WAY better than what he deserved. I saw Howard up close that day too.

Oofah! You saw Howard up close.

**Kool** · 02-11-2013, 08:55 AM

I think in Howard's mind he's thinks there's nothing wrong with those stupid bikini shoots, after all she is/was a model and that's what models do and he's a photographer.

**slab0meat** · 02-11-2013, 09:11 AM

Because it wasn't part of their marriage contract?

**Vashier** · 02-11-2013, 09:26 AM

Digital Fauxtography hadn't been invented while they were married so Howard was unable to be a fauxtographer. I won't even start on Howard and film photography and exposure. He would be totally clueless without a step, 1) charge batteries, 2) plug lights in, 3) point lights towards area to be lit up (only rough setting) 4) walk around with light meter checking luminosity,(lol I keed I keed, just push the button and rub chin implant) 5) stand with hands on hips looking at area to be shot, 6) pace back and forth, 3457) Bring Beth into the room ... by step manual to tell him exactly what to do