How come Howard never took pics of Alison like this?

[GaryPuppet]

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

[FSFN]

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

[mattyfishrip197]

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

lol

[srricks]

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

I would assume she didn't have the time for crap like photoshoots - she was busy running the household affairs like raising daughters, managing the finances, and making sure Howard got to bed a 8pm...

[kicksave7]

She is a college educated, mother of 3, who really didnt want to be famous. I also bet she could say giftsctiptions in under 5 minutes.

She also has several post grad degrees and has a counseling practice on Long Island.

[meanredhed]

Because Alison has more than an ounce of dignity.

[isabella]

Because Alison has more than an ounce of dignity.

exactly...alison is a multidimensional woman. intelligent and with interests outside of herself.......she's more than just an object.
beth is nothing outside of her attractiveness, and that's fading fast.

does howard even wonder how his daughters feel about how their half-naked stepmom is objectified by their father?
great example to set for your daughters....he's lucky that alison instilled some values. if they listened to their father they'd come to believe that a woman is placed on earth only to be a sex object. he's lucky they're not acting out.

[kicksave7]

exactly...alison is a multidimensional woman. intelligent and with interests outside of herself.......she's more than just an object.
beth is nothing outside of her attractiveness, and that's fading fast.

does howard even wonder how his daughters feel about how their half-naked stepmom is objectified by their father?
great example to set for your daughters....he's lucky that alison instilled some values. if they listened to their father they'd come to believe that a woman is placed on earth only to be a sex object. he's lucky they're not acting out.

Nailed it. The only thing I might disagree with is that some might say that Ashley seems to have some acting out phase she's going through at the moment. Howard always said that Alison raised the kids, not him....he was pretty much unplugged as a Dad for most of their marriage.

[TaTa Toothy]

As a photographer I get annoyed when people think I take really good pictures because I own an expensive camera. I reply, "It's not the camera that takes really good pictures. It's the person holding it."

Howard, on the other hand believes that HE is a really good photographer just because he bought an expensive camera. I think his work speaks for itself.

[The Cocksman]

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

Perhaps Allison wa a pig.

[TaTa Toothy]

Perhaps Allison wa a pig.

Allison was no cover girl model, for sure. I met her up close at his book signing, but she was WAY better than what he deserved. I saw Howard up close that day too.

[The Cocksman]

Allison was no cover girl model, for sure. I met her up close at his book signing, but she was WAY better than what he deserved. I saw Howard up close that day too.

Oofah! You saw Howard up close.

[Dick Gozinya]

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

lol. Well it was cold out.

Perhaps Allison was a pig.

Not even close, bud.

[Ruffypup]

lol. Well it was cold out.



Not even close, bud.

You got one more right there!

[Icculus]

Alison was a real person with a soul. Howard actually respected her.

[Teeney]

Alison was a real person with a soul. Howard actually respected her.

This. Howard may not respect Beth, but the doorman does now.

[aquadog]

Because she wasn't retarded.

[Beths Arab]

Just for the record, i posted the other day she'd be wearing another stupid hat. I was right!

I'm guessing its because she wasn't willing to get frost bite on her pussy just to get some attention and make herself look like a fucking idiot but i could be wrong.

[Kool]

I think in Howard's mind he's thinks there's nothing wrong with those stupid bikini shoots, after all she is/was a model and that's what models do and he's a photographer.

[j shmuck]

I think in Howard's mind he's thinks there's nothing wrong with those stupid bikini shoots, after all she is/was a model and that's what models do and he's a photographer.

Yeah, he's under the the delusion that his fans love these "photo shoots" and that the rest of the general public can't get enough of his trophy wife in a bikini.

Also outside of red carpet events, expensive dinners, expensive vacations, and hamptons cocktail parties, photo shoots are the only way Howard can get his wife to spend time with him