View Poll Results: Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign?

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  • To become an AGT judge

    6 33.33%
  • To runaway with his man-servant

    1 5.56%
  • He vants to be alone!

    1 5.56%
  • He was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes

    4 22.22%
  • He's going to take his 27 dresses on a world tour

    1 5.56%
  • The Illuminati WILLS it!

    5 27.78%
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  1. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Fuck this poll

  2. #82
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    Awesome!! Ratzenberger was a scumbag. Years protecting child molesters. And he's a homophobe and a bigot.

  3. #83
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    It's a regular horse race it is
    Thank Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZosoHitler View Post
    Awesome!! Ratzenberger was a scumbag. Years protecting child molesters. And he's a homophobe and a bigot.
    The mailman from Cheers? Get out!
    Thank Obama

  5. #85
    whoa. 6-way tie so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Poles up
    I'm feeling a bit "randy" myself...

  7. #87
    Quote Originally Posted by ZosoHitler View Post
    Awesome!! Ratzenberger was a scumbag. Years protecting child molesters.
    He was probably one of them.

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    If the Catholic Church was truly wise they would make the next Pope a darker skin person, a little more representative of most of the people on the Earth, and not just another old white guy. Of course they won't. The church is slow to change. Must be why people are leaving in droves.

  9. #89
    Quote Originally Posted by ZosoHitler View Post
    If the Catholic Church was truly wise they would make the next Pope a darker skin person, a little more representative of most of the people on the Earth, and not just another old white guy. Of course they won't. The church is slow to change. Must be why people are leaving in droves.
    Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'. A Latin America Pope (maybe someone from Brazil) would be great for them.

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    fuck this poll
    Thank Obama

  11. #91
    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    fuck this poll
    That's what SHE said.


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    I vote Ozzy Osbourne for next Pope. He can bite the heads off doves and throw their carcasses down at all the jag offs standing outside the Vatican

  13. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK View Post
    I vote Ozzy Osbourne for next Pope. He can bite the heads off doves homosexuals and throw their carcasses down at all the jag offs standing outside the Vatican
    Goes with the job, bro.

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    Does the Pope Shit in the woods




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    shut up you queer.

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    Hopefully the Vatican will now reboot the whole Pope series.

  16. #96
    Quote Originally Posted by ZosoHitler View Post
    Hopefully the Vatican will now reboot the whole Pope series.
    Hee. And like the Battlestar Galactica reboot, half the Popes will be hot chicks.

  17. #97
    The blaek cop killer in Cali is set to replace him.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    The blaek cop killer in Cali is set to replace him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    Yeah, in addition to the way they treat gay people, their subjugation of women and their stance on women's reproductive rights, are what made me fire them from my life (but not Jesus; he's all right by me).

    I miss it sometimes and it's a shame and ironic that the teachings of Jesus, treating others the way you'd want to be treated, etc., are completely lost on the institution of The Church.
    You may want to study the teachings of Jesus a little closer because you are a long way away from treating people the way you'd like to be treated. You're about as close to the teachings of Jesus as the people of the Westboro Baptist Church.

    Another thing about homosexuals mocking the Catholics. Without those pedophile priests, the current homosexual community would be next to nil.

  20. #100
    Weird coincidence: A guy at this party on Saturday had a Pope Benedect t-shirt.

    It was exactly like a headbanger concert shirt except it was for the pope and had some scriptures on it.

    #SmallWorld
    Last edited by Hawk kneed; 02-11-2013 at 07:38 AM.

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