View Poll Results: Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign?

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  • To become an AGT judge

    6 33.33%
  • To runaway with his man-servant

    1 5.56%
  • He vants to be alone!

    1 5.56%
  • He was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes

    4 22.22%
  • He's going to take his 27 dresses on a world tour

    1 5.56%
  • The Illuminati WILLS it!

    5 27.78%
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    Breaking! Pope Benedict Resigns

    NBC news has just confirmed an earlier report by Reuters that Pope Benedict will be stepping down in February, apparently due to health concerns.

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    The homos will find someone new to hate
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    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    The homos will find someone new to hate
    Maybe they'll appoint a woman.

    Shyeah, right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    The homos will find someone new to hate
    Are you a fan of "Nazi Pope"?

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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Are you a fan of "Nazi Pope"?


    i ain't catholic

    i ain't any religion actually
    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Are you a fan of "Nazi Pope"?

    Nazi Pope
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    Fuck off!!!
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Nazi Pope
    Nazi Pope
    Nazi Pope
    Fuck off!!!
    Haha, nice Jello.

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    I didn't think popes COULD resign.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    I didn't think popes COULD resign.
    the lord made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

    i think it's pretty cool that someone knows when it's time to hang it up.

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    Thank Obama

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    The Pope Smokes Dope

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    The Pope Smokes Dope
    Too bad he couldn't have been pope...
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    The Pope Smokes Dope
    man i'm high. i thought that was a cheech y chong bit.

    david peel.

    i think smoking pot all day may have affected my memory.

















    what?

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    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman...
    That makes a lot of sense.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman...
    Obscurity? There are over 1 billion Catholics in the world
    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    I would like to run your head through a wall.

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    Arrow

    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Obscurity? There are over 1 billion Catholics in the world
    (I meant in the U.S., you know, the center of the universe.)

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    Does he get to keep his dresses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Obscurity? There are over 1 billion Catholics in the world
    (And there are more Muslims now than Catholics.)

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