View Poll Results: Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign?

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  • To become an AGT judge

    6 33.33%
  • To runaway with his man-servant

    1 5.56%
  • He vants to be alone!

    1 5.56%
  • He was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes

    4 22.22%
  • He's going to take his 27 dresses on a world tour

    1 5.56%
  • The Illuminati WILLS it!

    5 27.78%
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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    And, the Europeans are not likely to give up power.

    I was raised catholic, but, as I got older, I saw what total bullshit all religion is
    ^ Now this guy gets it. I remember my mother (rest her soul) a highly educated woman, who spoke over 5 languages, would revert to scared superstitious irrational behavior which included chanting in Latin and throwing holy water on me when I listened to my Iron Maiden records. She even sought out a voodoo lady to try and put a spell on my father to stop him from "straying" with other women..Our house was full of crucifixes and all kinds of stupid little angel & Virgin Mary statues. Catholicism was the worst, especially with all the guilt they put on its followers, enough to make people physically & mentally ill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Can't he just do his pope job via ISDN?
    Hey yooooooo!
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    He was a creepy lookin' dude.






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    Now he's free to marry Joan Rivers
    In my heart I know I'm funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Spooky language. The word Sabbath STILL gives me the willies
    BLACK Sabbath...now there's a band name for ya! Take that Bieber fans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK View Post
    BLACK Sabbath...now there's a band name for ya! Take that Bieber fans!
    You need more holy water
    In my heart I know I'm funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    They should elect a retarted pope. He could wave wildly from that window ledge and yell "YAAAYYYY!" to the crowd below
    And he can go to Hawaii,and bring his friends!!!


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    Wonder if it has anything to do with phony baloney Cardinal Mahoney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    Wonder if it has anything to do with phony baloney Cardinal Mahoney.
    I'm willing to bet global warming is behind this
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    You sicken me

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    Well, I can't say I'm surprised. People are just not feeling it for this current Pope. When I went to France w/my Mom - every Church we went into, there was a picture of Pope John Paul II. He (John Paul) was just adored - Pope Benedict had big shoes to fill, impossible really (on a human level) ....

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    Polls up!

    Vote wisely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You need more holy water
    Too late. I've prayed at the altar of heavy metal since 1982. Besides, the Devil always had the best tunes...

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    Poles up
    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    You sicken me

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    One of my entries was used in the poll!
    In my heart I know I'm funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    One of my entries was used in the poll!
    u didn't vote!

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    Fuck this poll
    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    You sicken me

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Now he's free to marry Joan Rivers
    Will she convert?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    u didn't vote!
    Did too
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    Will she convert?
    She can't even blink for crying out loud
    In my heart I know I'm funny

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    Worst. Poll. Ever.

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