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  1. 02-10-2013, 12:51 PM #1
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    i'm leaving for a wedding soon. who the fuck gets married on a sunday?

    i'm doing a reading. i got mad oraltory skills.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    a buddy of mine is getting married on Friday the 13th later this year
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i'm leaving for a wedding soon. who the fuck gets married on a sunday?
    You tell us. You're the one who got the invite.
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    People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.
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    Who the fuck gets married period​?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Who the fuck gets married period​?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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    who the fuck goes to weddings? its your time pal, free liquor i hope?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Who the fuck gets married period​?
    dumdums.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    who the fuck goes to weddings? its your time pal, free liquor i hope?
    it's a family member. my cousin. good kid. making a terrible life decision.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.
    i think you are just so adorable because of your cute avatar.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    probably cheaper because nobody wants to rent the hall on Sundays
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    probably cheaper because nobody wants to rent the hall on Sundays
    frankly i'm irritated that he's disrupting my nice sunday afternoon with something as self-indulgent as a big wedding. i decided i'm not going to the reception. fuck that. i don't give a shit if there's food and drinks or not.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  14. 02-10-2013, 01:04 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    haha
    david, i hate weddings. like, they're my least favorite thing in the world. i'd rather hit up a funeral.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Kind of tough to get really fucked up on a Sunday? Is the reception at a VFW?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    frankly i'm irritated that he's disrupting my nice sunday afternoon with something as self-indulgent as a big wedding. i decided i'm not going to the reception. fuck that. i don't give a shit if there's food and drinks or not.
    you're doing it wrong dumbass, skip the wedding, no one will know or care & go scarf down the food & drink & leave. wtf, make us proud.
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  17. 02-10-2013, 02:12 PM #17
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    Thank GOD none of my straight, close friends are single anymore. If i had to watch/listen to that chicken dance and the electric slide and the fuckin' hokey pokey one more fucking time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    it's a family member. my cousin. good kid. making a terrible life decision.
    my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).
    Never mind. I misread the post.
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  20. 02-10-2013, 02:22 PM #20
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    Dink I like you more and more each thread you make. I personally am not nor have ever been a fan of the Sunday or Friday wedding, or the wedding on a holiday (July 4th), or any wedding that requires me to travel to a place that is not cool (like Hawaii). I once had to go to a Friday wedding in Salem Mass, fortunately it was for a cousin, and I too had to read a bit of scripture.
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