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    i'm leaving for a wedding soon. who the fuck gets married on a sunday?

    i'm doing a reading. i got mad oraltory skills.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    a buddy of mine is getting married on Friday the 13th later this year

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    a buddy of mine is getting married on Friday the 13th later this year
    That is when my cousin got married a few years back in Salem Mass. All the odd balls came out as it was a witches high holiday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i'm leaving for a wedding soon. who the fuck gets married on a sunday?
    You tell us. You're the one who got the invite.
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    People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.
    i think you are just so adorable because of your cute avatar.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    People are getting married on Fridays ans Sundays now because you get a significant discount on the venue.

    this.

    only the very rich can afford to get married on a saturday.
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    Who the fuck gets married period​?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Who the fuck gets married period​?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Who the fuck gets married period​?
    dumdums.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    who the fuck goes to weddings? its your time pal, free liquor i hope?
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    who the fuck goes to weddings? its your time pal, free liquor i hope?
    it's a family member. my cousin. good kid. making a terrible life decision.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    it's a family member. my cousin. good kid. making a terrible life decision.
    my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).
    Never mind. I misread the post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    my best friend's first wedding was the same, I had a reading and when I was getting my hair done, I told my stylist he was making the worst decision of his life. I was right, she cheated with a coworker (they all worked at the same place).
    It's funny because you're so desperate for a man but when they see your BubbleNose they all run screaming into the night
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It's funny because you're so desperate for a man but when they see your BubbleNose they all run screaming into the night

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    probably cheaper because nobody wants to rent the hall on Sundays
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    probably cheaper because nobody wants to rent the hall on Sundays
    frankly i'm irritated that he's disrupting my nice sunday afternoon with something as self-indulgent as a big wedding. i decided i'm not going to the reception. fuck that. i don't give a shit if there's food and drinks or not.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    frankly i'm irritated that he's disrupting my nice sunday afternoon with something as self-indulgent as a big wedding. i decided i'm not going to the reception. fuck that. i don't give a shit if there's food and drinks or not.
    you're doing it wrong dumbass, skip the wedding, no one will know or care & go scarf down the food & drink & leave. wtf, make us proud.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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