You people obviously have me confused with someone else. :-)

[BaddFunn]

Fucking assholes!

Hey!

[Mlaw]

I busted Schmoopy's balls about that whole Zales thing because it was funny, but when it comes right down to it, Latin Mami played him out which was really not cool. Team Schmoopy.

the tide turned against him when he started threatening to betray confidences.

[Schmoopy]

he's a catch

I was kidding and I never did. I'm the most eligible bachelor east of the Mississippi, shit mult.

[Schmoopy]

Ugh

[ysg]

No she didn't!

how can you say she didn't? she clearly did.

[BaddFunn]

the tide turned against him when he started threatening to betray confidences.

Dude got totally duped by her and was pissed off and embarrassed.

I think he showed great restraint in only threatening it.

[Schmoopy]

Believe whatever you people want.

[ysg]

I was kidding and I never did. I'm the most eligible bachelor east of the Mississippi, shit mult.

have to admit you have a lot of impressive trophies.

[BaddFunn]

No she didn't!

She did the same thing with someone else. Lead them on and on and then, poof. Catfish.

[Mlaw]

how can you say she didn't? she clearly did.

she didn't string him along, he just built things up in his drug addled head.

[BaddFunn]

have to admit you have a lot of impressive trophies.

there was one with a big musical note. what was that for, schmoo?

[gilaet]

Ben will never hurt you like Mami did, schmoop.

[Zang]

Hey, now that you mention it, what ever happened to PI Nate, AKA, "pinkerton man"?

The outdoor pushup detective was cuckolded one too many times. I think she lowered him over the side and he won't post now. RIP Mexican Rockford

[ysg]

she didn't string him along, he just built things up in his drug addled head.

it's crazy she gave him her address. i mean...he comes across insane. sry, schmuppet, i mean that in a nice way.

[Dick Gozinya]

I was kidding and I never did. I'm the most eligible bachelor east of the Mississippi, shit mult.

Is that how you're justifying being single for seven years?

[BaddFunn]

The outdoor pushup detective was cuckolded one too many times. I think she lowered him over the side and he won't post now. RIP Mexican Rockford

[Mlaw]

it's crazy she gave him her address. i mean...he comes across insane. sry, schmuppet, i mean that in a nice way.

[Zang]

Believe whatever you people want.

Loser. It's for the best. Old one eye would have had a shit fit if you brought home a spic

[Mlaw]

She did the same thing with someone else. Lead them on and on and then, poof. Catfish.

I think you're thinking of Chiva, we never really got the whole story on that one

[BaddFunn]

Loser. It's for the best. Old one eye would have had a shit fit if you brought home a spic