The Sunday Morning RatPack's NonFat Free-For-All!

**MrWarmth** · 02-10-2013, 03:58 AM

I gotta go lay down.

**sarnie** · 02-10-2013, 04:04 AM

what are we doing with our lives?

**flathead** · 02-10-2013, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by Butcher

I've never farted in my life

That explains a lot.

**Engaged Chicken** · 02-10-2013, 04:05 AM

Good morning.

I couldn't go back to sleep. I tried.

**Engaged Chicken** · 02-10-2013, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by 2kbill

I'm too lazy to synopsize. There was faint praise which irritated, west coast snipers, lots of rancid lard, and a pinch of butcher. Frappe'd with a stick blender. I doubt it was your cup of tea.

c

Was this after I went to bed? Maybe I should read it. :

**Butcher** · 02-10-2013, 04:07 AM

I'm back. What'd I miss

**58lambert58** · 02-10-2013, 04:07 AM

Good morning.

Getting close to Spring Training time. Gotta clean this place up a bit before my old man comes down here to stay with me for six weeks.

**sarnie** · 02-10-2013, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by 58lambert58

Good morning.

Getting close to Spring Training time. Gotta clean this place up a bit before my old man comes down here to stay with me for six weeks.

does he go on your computer?

**Engaged Chicken** · 02-10-2013, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by sarnie

does he go on your computer?

Morning Lambert.
Coffee's ready. Praise jesus, brb.

**58lambert58** · 02-10-2013, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by sarnie

does he go on your computer?

No he brings his laptop and uses my Wifi.

He knows I'm a perv though. He was in the Navy for 25 years and my perviness comes from him I'm sure.

The stories that guys in the Navy have would curl your toes.

**58lambert58** · 02-10-2013, 04:12 AM

Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken

Morning Lambert.
Coffee's ready. Praise jesus, brb.

How big is your new TV? YKW watch porn on it yet?

**sarnie** · 02-10-2013, 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by 58lambert58

No he brings his laptop and uses my Wifi.

He knows I'm a perv though. He was in the Navy for 25 years and my perviness comes from him I'm sure.

The stories that guys in the Navy have would curl your toes.

i could use a good toe curler

**Butcher** · 02-10-2013, 04:13 AM

**Engaged Chicken** · 02-10-2013, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by 58lambert58

How big is your new TV? YKW watch porn on it yet?

I'm not sure. It looks about 3 feet long? I'll ask him. Or I'll measure it. Or I'll look at the box when I go downstairs. And no. Don't be gross.

**sarnie** · 02-10-2013, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by Butcher

yes bunchie?

**Engaged Chicken** · 02-10-2013, 04:14 AM

My living room looks like a Best Buy showroom.

**Butcher** · 02-10-2013, 04:16 AM

Originally Posted by sarnie

yes bunchie?

I forgot

**58lambert58** · 02-10-2013, 04:16 AM

Originally Posted by sarnie

i could use a good toe curler

I remember one about a $5 blowjob wall with holes in it in Guam or the Phillipines (sp?).

Basically you put your dick in one of about 10 holes in the wall and paid $5 for a blowjob. Trouble is you couldn't see who or what was sucking it on the other side.

**Butcher** · 02-10-2013, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by 58lambert58

I remember one about a $5 blowjob wall with holes in it in Guam or the Phillipines (sp?).

Basically you put your dick in one of about 10 holes in the wall and paid $5 for a blowjob. Trouble is you couldn't see who or what was sucking it on the other side.

Does it really matter