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  1. 02-09-2013, 06:29 PM #21
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    Stevie Nicks sings like a goat
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    I heard that an asphalt roller was just coming around the corner when eric's boy hit the pavement. His brakes failed and rolled right over the kid. They had to use a spatula to get him up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I heard that an asphalt roller was just coming around the corner when eric's boy hit the pavement. His brakes failed and rolled right over the kid. They had to use a spatula to get him up.
    a hose would have sufficed
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I heard that an asphalt roller was just coming around the corner when eric's boy hit the pavement. His brakes failed and rolled right over the kid. They had to use a spatula to get him up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Dude.

    My cat is so soft right now.
    Cool, you got a cat to match your dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    Cool, you got a cat to match your dick.
    its also hairy and long
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    Outside of Cream and some Yardbirds, Clapton never did much for me; I just don't get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Outside of Cream and some Yardbirds, Clapton never did much for me; I just don't get it
    Derek and the Dominoes has been on frequent rotation over here.

    I wish that they had the opportunity to work together, and bang out a few more albums.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.
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  9. 02-09-2013, 06:46 PM #29
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    He took the stage name Clapton because the audience would "clap a ton" when he played. True story.
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  10. 02-09-2013, 06:47 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Derek and the Dominoes has been on frequent rotation over here.

    I wish that they had the opportunity to work together, and bang out a few more albums.
    I broke up with my gf in High School, and I would keep playing Bellbottom Blues over and over cause I was sad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    He took the stage name Clapton because the audience would "clap a ton" when he played. True story.
    Or, he could have just been born with that name. His Mommy's last name was Clapton and she wasn't married.
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  12. 02-09-2013, 07:02 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Or, he could have just been born with that name. His Mommy's last name was Clapton and she wasn't married.
    my version is funnier
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    I dont know if he gets the GOAT, but on most days, he is definitely my favorite
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
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