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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Putting smelly sneakers in the freezer will kill the odor causing bacteria.
    I cannot imagine putting smelly shoes where I store food, yuck! I'm sure it could work the same in the garage, bet it's cold in there! No, not the cock garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Using a small bowl as an amplifier for your smart phone/iPod

    i did this all the time when i was packing up my apartment with no power. keeps the volume low so the battery lasts longer, and works GREAT!
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    Such a PC term, better than Jerry rigging or the worse one.

    List yours.

    Recently I found my alarm clock is too bright even on the dimmest setting. I used to cover it completely with a wash cloth but I want to be able to glance at it to see what time it is in the middle of the night during the various times I wake up. My solution? Put a pair of my black tights over the clock. Dims the brightness and still able to tell time.
    So, right now you're not wearing any underwear?
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    Everything about me screams flaming queen.

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    Here are mine



    • Talk from your diaphragm to make your voice deeper and louder without making it tired.
    • When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you should do is stick your face in the sun (if it's out). It will wake you up instantly.
    • Use personalized news on news.google.com, on top of headlines you'll only get the background-items you're interested in. Saves time because you don't have to watch it on tv anymore.
    • Drink water throughout the day. It's good for you and it will make you less hungry and prone to snacking.


    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    You can also use the qtip and alcohol concoction to clean your belly button.

    Have you seen that infomercial for this vacuum that cleans the wax outta your ear? Bizarre! That idiot dude yells OW! So loud because he supposedly hits his eardrum when cleaning his ear. Who shoves them in that far?
    Someone punched me on my ear once during boxing. Ripped my eardrum. I went down and was extremely disoriented and dizzy and it sounded like I was underwater. Luckily, it was a clean rip and it healed up perfectly. I didn't lose any hearing. I stopped after that and never bothered to pick it up again. I miss it sometimes.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Put earphones into your nostrils + open your mouth = Speakers.
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    If you or your child has a cough that is keeping them awake at night, rub Vicks Vapor Rub into the balls of your feet, and put on socks. The cough will stop within minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Put earphones into your nostrils + open your mouth = Speakers.

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    (and yes, to whomever repped me, i will, no problem)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Put earphones into your nostrils + open your mouth = Speakers.
    If you stick another pair up your ass, you get a subwoofer, too.
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wing View Post
    Put earphones into your nostrils + open your mouth = Speakers.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    If you or your child has a cough that is keeping them awake at night, rub Vicks Vapor Rub into the balls.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    I haven't worn tights in years! I'm one of those chicks that doesn't wear pantyhose or tights with dresses and skirts. Probably should though, my legs are white as hell!

    Oh, when will this bare-leg trend end???? Quelle horreur .....

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    Relatedly, you should get lithium batteries for your Magic Mouse. Doing so shaves 30g off its weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goo For You View Post


    Relatedly, you should get lithium batteries for your Magic Mouse. Doing so shaves 30g off its weight.

    cool! thanks.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh So Much View Post
    I haven't worn tights in years! I'm one of those chicks that doesn't wear pantyhose or tights with dresses and skirts. Probably should though, my legs are white as hell!

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    Tampons make great scent wicks for your deer lure!

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    How to keep dogs from messing on your lawn.

    Cayenne Pepper: Sprinkle it generously all over your lawn or flowerbeds. Reapply weekly.

    White Vinegar: Spray it around the perimeter of your lawn as a chemical fence. You can also mix it with the cayenne pepper to create a spray with a double whammy.
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    Use a sock to whack off to eliminate messy clean up.
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...A%C2%BA-%C2%AE

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