Isn't the jury still out on the subtitle?
I guess "How real food may have extended my worthless existence by a few months" doesn't have the same ring to it.
And who believes she's eating "real" food anyway?!? Nobody. If she's able to eat solid foods, it's solid garbage.
If she even makes it to her appearances, do you think she'll already be seated to hide the tubes and wires and shit, or will she just be wheeled out by the host or a carer or a segment producer?
And what about the random blips and bleeps from the various computers that are keeping her alive? Will Shaffer cover for her and say that was him accidentally hitting a key on one of his synths?
This is going to be fantastically awful.
Strike that; reverse it!