The more a guy has to plant stories about getting laid the more of a closet fag he is. You never see Derek Jeter planting stories...shit he's running from the press. Because he's too busy nailing young pussy.Originally Posted by NotMyBro
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02-09-2013, 05:12 PM #21Bar Fly
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02-09-2013, 05:17 PM #22Epic Failing Troll
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Originally Posted by KillVampires
Maybe Artie can get in the headlines again by interviewing him about it?
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02-09-2013, 07:42 PM #23Watches while you Sleep
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Imagine John Goodman and Gary Shandling having a 3 way with Kate Upton. Originally Posted by Mr Doodle
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02-09-2013, 07:48 PM #24Bar Fly
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Ever been with a black girl? Not the best experiences. Crazy razor bumps if they shave or wax their privates. If they don't it like a billow pad. Those who relax their hair it feels just like touching straw. Those with weaves and extensions wont let anything touch it.
At least I tried several times.
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02-09-2013, 08:11 PM #25Maverick
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What an annoying piece of shit this guy is. Fuck him. He don't deserve all that good shit.
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
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02-09-2013, 08:12 PM #26Maverick
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Razor bumps when waxing? Originally Posted by Rodney21a
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
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02-09-2013, 08:20 PM #27Bar Fly
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Its something. Maybe a burn it was all extra dark and bumpy. That's what I saw. I asked if she shaved she said wax.... Originally Posted by renchfrieswith
Razor bumps when waxing?
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02-09-2013, 08:35 PM #28Maverick
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I'm sure he has multiple techniques...
- If you eat my jizz, you'll get famous.
- What a beautiful view from my balcony here in the Hills. There's no way a woman like you could survive a fall from it.
- You're into chicks? Wanna taste what Selena Gomez's puss tasted like when she was 17?
- You're into chicks? Check out my beautiful hairless tits and Flock of Seagulls haircut.Someone's colostomy bag is full...
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02-09-2013, 08:45 PM #29Maverick
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Well maybe she waxed two months ago then Originally Posted by Rodney21a
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
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02-09-2013, 09:06 PM #30Loud Mouth Drunk
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I picture him and Ralph together.
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02-09-2013, 09:26 PM #31Loud Mouth Drunk
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You never let on how much you like a girl.
You always call the shots.
Act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be.
When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move.
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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02-09-2013, 09:42 PM #32Maverick
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Originally Posted by Weed
You never let on how much you like a girl.
You always call the shots.
Act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be.
When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move.
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
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