Hey HockeyWhore

[wife is a whore]

i thought he was messican. then again he was in D.C. so rican makes more sense.

i guess he thinks messicans are superior. like high yellow blacks (beyonce) trying to pass.

I never understood the allure of light skinned black women. If I'm lucky enough to do a black chick, I want her as dark as possible, like used motor oil, so the pink is like BAM, bright and vibrant.

Its like if you get an asian hooker and she has a California accent, that would be total wood killer. I want the stereo typical shitty Engrish and confusion that comes along with it, as if right after I called the agency they plucked her out of the rice paddy, took the lampshade off her head and hosed her down.

Enough hooker talk, I have to go chase goats out of my horse's run in shed and hope they slip and fall on the snow covered ice.

[wife is a whore]

Fucking goats ran straight back avoiding the ice. Complete let down. I had my phone out, ready to take video.

[TripTo My Taint]

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FedEx me some fuckin' Country Sweet already, would you? Hot, 20 piece, extra macaroni salad. Throw in a couple packs of Zweigle's porkers as well, OK?

[newcastlefan]

Textbook Rican behavior

Rican? so that's why cheri likes him.