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  1. 02-08-2013, 09:13 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    allman bros hair?
    Albert Einstein hair
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  2. 02-08-2013, 09:14 PM #42
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    "Don't have kids if you're an old washed out homo with bad teeth"
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  3. 02-08-2013, 09:14 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I almost puked from hitting that hash too hard. Shit kicks like a fucking mule. I've been smoking it straight, out of my chinky-chow-mein chinaman pipe.
    Big bowl, skinny barrel.
    I can dig it.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
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  4. 02-08-2013, 09:14 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Albert Einstein hair
    No. It is not Albert Einstein hair. WTF is wrong with you?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.
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  5. 02-08-2013, 09:16 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    "Don't have kids if you're an old washed out homo with bad teeth"
    I lulz'ed. Always a good back'n'forth between you two.
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  6. 02-08-2013, 09:18 PM #46
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    6.) If everything goes completely and totally to shit, flee to Honduras, it'll make all your other problems look much smaller and manageable.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  7. 02-08-2013, 09:21 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    No. It is not Albert Einstein hair. WTF is wrong with you?
    Everything
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  8. 02-08-2013, 09:22 PM #48
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    "If your hair clippers break and you can't afford a haircut for about a year just claim that you have rock star hair."
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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  9. 02-08-2013, 09:26 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    "If your hair clippers break and you can't afford a haircut for about a year just claim that you have rock star hair."
    Don't try to hard Billy, you might break the internet.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  10. 02-08-2013, 09:27 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    "If the stagecoach is late, send a telegram to the next town"
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    6.) If everything goes completely and totally to shit, flee to Honduras, it'll make all your other problems look much smaller and manageable.
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  11. 02-08-2013, 09:27 PM #51
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    How old are you?
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets View Post
    Jim J Goddamn, Motherfucking, Cocksucking Jiblets. Jesus Christ son!
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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  13. 02-08-2013, 09:30 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    How old are you?
    Who? GHP? She's in her 70's.

    I'm 43.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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  14. 02-08-2013, 09:36 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Albert Einstein hair
    I have einstein hair, but blond, when i first wake up. hot water fixes that.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Jim J Goddamn, Motherfucking, Cocksucking Jiblets. Jesus Christ son!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post

    I'm 43.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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    44.) Don't trust whitey.
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    dont tug on supermans cape
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post




    1.) Careful of the toes you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you're kissing tomorrow.

    2.) Always follow the 6 P's Principle; Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

    3.) When you walk out the front door in the morning, walk through that door with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind.




    There are a couple more, but I'm kind of high right now.

    "Ok, I'm going to need you to take some pills I have in the other room..."
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  20. 02-08-2013, 10:41 PM #60
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    horse meat is not that bad
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