Here is some of my 'old man' wisdom for you shitheads. Most of you can use it.

[GHP]

"If the stagecoach is late, send a telegram to the next town"

[zhukov]

"If you let your hair grow out for a year, bring plenty of rat posion"

[Smell Muhfinger]

Correction.

I am not kinda High, I'm way High.


That reminds me, I'm going to smoke some of that Hash.

[Gitfiddle]

6.) Go to Hometown Buffet before 4:30pm to get the early bird special.

[FranciscoTheMan]

1.) Don't tug on Superman's cape.

2.) Don't spit into the wind.

3.) Don't pull off the mask of that old Lone Ranger.

4.) Don't mess around with Jim.

[GHP]

"Next time, join the Union army"

[zhukov]

"Next time, join the North Vietnamese army"

Yup

[Daveindiego]

"If you let your hair grow out for a year, bring plenty of rat posion"

Looks like someone is hating on the rockstar hair that I'm rocking these days.

[Daveindiego]

I almost puked from hitting that hash too hard. Shit kicks like a fucking mule. I've been smoking it straight, out of my chinky-chow-mein chinaman pipe.

[Jim J Jiblets]

4.) Don't mess around with Jim.

[babybear]

I never kissed anyone's ass...even when it could have done me some good.

same here.
a Sgt. at the prison told me i wouldn't get promoted unless i did some of his work.
i said i don't get your pay.
never got promoted in the 6 yrs. i worked for him.

[GHP]

"If you ever sell cookies at freds house, dress up like a Little Leaguer. He'll get the first semi he's had in 25 years"

[zhukov]

I almost puked from hitting that hash too hard. Shit kicks like a fucking mule. I've been smoking it straight, out of my chinky-chow-mein chinaman pipe.

How deep, son?

[newcastlefan]

"If you wear baggy pants to the hotel buffet you can stuff the roast turkey inside without anyone noticing as you walk out to the rest home."

[newcastlefan]

Looks like someone is hating on the rockstar hair that I'm rocking these days.

allman bros hair?

[Daveindiego]

BTW....FYI....

I have come to the conclusion that I am a born leader. That is what I do. I lead.



4.) There are no problems, only solutions.

[GHP]

"Get to a shelter before dark, you'll be sure to get a window cot and you can steal an extra blanket"

[Daveindiego]

allman bros hair?

It is getting kind of Gregg Allman'ish.

[Daveindiego]

5.) If you have kids, don't let them date second-rate rap faggits, like Lil Bow Wow.

[Jim J Jiblets]

allman bros hair?

almond bros, iirc