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  1. 02-08-2013, 07:29 PM #1
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    Here is some of my 'old man' wisdom for you shitheads. Most of you can use it.





    1.) Careful of the toes you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you're kissing tomorrow.

    2.) Always follow the 6 P's Principle; Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

    3.) When you walk out the front door in the morning, walk through that door with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind.




    There are a couple more, but I'm kind of high right now.

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  2. 02-08-2013, 07:30 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.
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    I never kissed anyone's ass...even when it could have done me some good.

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    4.) When you're old and high, keep extra diapers nearby.
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    Please dont eat that yellow snow...
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    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...
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  8. 02-08-2013, 07:32 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    what
    What?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
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    5.) If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    what
    Correction.

    I am not kinda High, I'm way High.


    That reminds me, I'm going to smoke some of that Hash.
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  14. 02-08-2013, 07:36 PM #14
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    Dave did they make you watch a state of the company webinar today at work?
    Ask me anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    Dave did they make you watch a state of the company webinar today at work?
    Bro, these are life principles, not some crappy ass webinar bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post




    1.) Careful of the toes you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you're kissing tomorrow.

    2.) Always follow the 6 P's Principle; Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

    3.) When you walk out the front door in the morning, walk through that door with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind.




    There are a couple more, but I'm kind of high right now.


    Were these pearls of wisdom from the new Welfare pamphlet that your case worker gave you this morning?
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  17. 02-08-2013, 08:03 PM #17
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  18. 02-08-2013, 08:07 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Were these pearls of wisdom from the new Welfare pamphlet that your case worker gave you this morning?
    is that the one that has a pic of everyone but a white person represented?
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  19. 02-08-2013, 08:11 PM #19
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  20. 02-08-2013, 08:18 PM #20
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    Dave definitley understands the basic shit that helps you roll through life easier...Like him or not...he's got that
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