The guy who says "remix" when a CD starts skipping...

[FunnyFarm2]

and the guy who says "alcohol abuse!" when someone spills a drink, and the guy who says "they're comin' to get me!" when I siren is heard in the distance... is that all the same guy?
I think it's the same guy.

"remix"
"fuck off with your cheap shit"

"alcohol abuse!"
"fuck off and buy me another drink"

"they're comin' to get me!"
"fuck off...one could only hope you'd go away"

[deverrant]

Is it Friday yet?

Sounds like somebody has a case of the...

It is Friday.

[FunnyFarm2]

"Ya know, those things'll kill ya!"
"fuck off ..so I miss out on the last 10 years of my life shitting and pissing all over myself"

[deverrant]

Last night I had channel 69 news on at the bar because it's the most local for the weather. A couple in their 40s were joking about "69".
REALLY? It's not fucking 7th grade.

[deverrant]

I work with this Australian guy....great guy, nice person. But every fucking morning when I arrive for work he asks, "...and how are you this glorious morning?"

I'm not a morning person. I want to strangle him every time.

Oh... my fuckinggod. That sounds AWFUL.

[Mojopin]

Oh... my fuckinggod. That sounds AWFUL.

He's nice and somewhat religious, so I don't tell him to shove it.

[Neesie]

Oh... my fuckinggod. That sounds AWFUL.

I HATE that "polite" office bullshit. Or in regular conversation.

People ask "How are you?" They don't give a shit.

I either just stare at them until they get to the point or say, "FANTASTIC!!!!!!! " and they either ask me what they really wanted to ask me or go away.

And I never ask them how they're doing back, because I don't give a fuck.

[Daveindiego]

and the guy who says "alcohol abuse!" when someone spills a drink, and the guy who says "they're comin' to get me!" when I siren is heard in the distance... is that all the same guy?
I think it's the same guy.

Yeah, and he lives on the East Coast.

[Daveindiego]

OMG. It's Neesie. Hi Neesie.

[Neesie]

OMG. It's Neesie. Hi Neesie.

Hey, Dave!

How are you?

[Daveindiego]

Hey, Dave!

How are you?

I am totally awesome!! How are you?

[FunnyFarm2]

I HATE that "polite" office bullshit. Or in regular conversation.

People ask "How are you?" They don't give a shit.

I either just stare at them until they get to the point or say, "FANTASTIC!!!!!!! " and they either ask me what they really wanted to ask me or go away.

And I never ask them how they're doing back, because I don't give a fuck.

Wouldn't it be nice if they just walked in and said "fuck off" and you said "fuck you too" and they just went on their merry way?

[Neesie]

Wouldn't it be nice if they just walked in and said "fuck off" and you said "fuck you too" and they just went on their merry way?

I'm fucking busy. Ask me what you need and I will be happy to respond. I don't give a fuck about what color shit your granddaughter took last night, or if your grass is greener than ever this year.

Leave me alone. Let me be.

Why me? Why is it always me?????????

[deverrant]

I HATE that "polite" office bullshit. Or in regular conversation.

People ask "How are you?" They don't give a shit.

I either just stare at them until they get to the point or say, "FANTASTIC!!!!!!! " and they either ask me what they really wanted to ask me or go away.

And I never ask them how they're doing back, because I don't give a fuck.

I've worked in corporate-esque environments. SO glad I don't anymore. The mundane, predictable, insincere small talk is just UNBEARABLE.

Now I arrive at work to find porn clippings strategically placed at my station, and am greeted with a punch to the ribs or some smart-ass comment about my lack of punctuality... which I laugh at because it doesn't fucking matter.

[Mojopin]

I've worked in corporate-esque environments. SO glad I don't anymore. The mundane, predictable, insincere small talk is just UNBEARABLE.

Now I arrive at work to find porn clippings strategically placed at my station, and am greeted with a punch to the ribs or some smart-ass comment about my lack of punctuality... which I laugh at because it doesn't fucking matter.

Lucky

[FunnyFarm2]

I'm fucking busy. Ask me what you need and I will be happy to respond. I don't give a fuck about what color shit your granddaughter took last night, or if your grass is greener than ever this year.

Leave me alone. Let me be.

Why me? Why is it always me?????????

Next time they do that, just give them one of these looks

[Neesie]

I've worked in corporate-esque environments. SO glad I don't anymore. The mundane, predictable, insincere small talk is just UNBEARABLE.

Now I arrive at work to find porn clippings strategically placed at my station, and am greeted with a punch to the ribs or some smart-ass comment about my lack of punctuality... which I laugh at because it doesn't fucking matter.

OMG, my work is sometimes SO fucking PC, it's retarded.

A few years ago, I fell asleep in the sun at the pool on a Saturday, and my face was literally MAGENTA when I went to work on that Monday.

You can't hide that shit with makeup.

NOBODY said ANYTHING.

I was like, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!!!!"

[deverrant]

Yeah, and he lives on the East Coast.

Right. There are NO douchebags southern California...

[deverrant]

Hump day!!!

[FunnyFarm2]

OMG, my work is sometimes SO fucking PC, it's retarded.

A few years ago, I fell asleep in the sun at the pool on a Saturday, and my face was literally MAGENTA when I went to work on that Monday.

You can't hide that shit with makeup.

NOBODY said ANYTHING.

I was like, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!!!!"

I'm sure they said something alright....just not to you. Maybe they knew better.