and the guy who says "alcohol abuse!" when someone spills a drink, and the guy who says "they're comin' to get me!" when I siren is heard in the distance... is that all the same guy?
I think it's the same guy.
Nice boobs.
Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
My nucleus friend, prepare, I return again...
My 7XL is not yet invented.
How about when you're on a smoke break and a random stranger says "Ya know, those things'll kill ya!"
Omg, REALLY?? I had NO idea. I thought cigarettes were healthy. That's why I smoke them. Not because I'm addicted but because I thought every puff was the equivalent of 500 multivitamins.
Is it Friday yet?
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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