The guy who says "remix" when a CD starts skipping...

[deverrant]

Lucky

Sometimes I literally go home with bruises.

...but I wouldn't trade it for the world.

OMG, my work is sometimes SO fucking PC, it's retarded.

A few years ago, I fell asleep in the sun at the pool on a Saturday, and my face was literally MAGENTA when I went to work on that Monday.

You can't hide that shit with makeup.

NOBODY said ANYTHING.

I was like, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!!!!"

When I worked at the furniture showroom (sales/interior design... very "proper") I got reprimanded for changing the screensaver on the computer in the employee office from the company name, to the word "poop".
My best friend worked there as well. She got in trouble for going to the mattress section and sleeping on Saturday mornings when she'd been out drinking and doing blow the entire night before.

[Neesie]

I'm sure they said something alright....just not to you. Maybe they knew better.

Nah. I'm very well mannered IRL. Especially at work. I won't be rude or insult anyone, but I'm not going to ask "How's it going?" when I don't want to know, because they will tell me...

[Shean5150]

I don't know what it is but whenever i go to a gas station someone alyways talks to me about either the price of gas or some other mundane crap
I don't think i look like a person random people want to talk to

[Neesie]

Sometimes I literally go home with bruises.

...but I wouldn't trade it for the world.


When I worked at the furniture showroom (sales/interior design... very "proper") I got reprimanded for changing the screensaver on the computer in the employee office from the company name, to the word "poop".
My best friend worked there as well. She got in trouble for going to the mattress section and sleeping on Saturday mornings when she'd been out drinking and doing blow the entire night before.

Well, there are rules for businesses too, and you clearly don't fit into the "conventional business plan"

That kinda shit would annoy me in the job I have now, but that's just not the way you are and that's awesome.

I would probably freak out if I had to work at your shop.

We both found jobs we like in fields we're comfortable with, annoyances and all.

[deverrant]

I don't know what it is but whenever i go to a gas station someone alyways talks to me about either the price of gas or some other mundane crap
I don't think i look like a person random people want to talk to

OMG, the gas station people are the worst!!! ALWAYS talk about the gas prices... we KNOW gas prices are high. Old news. And guess what... gas was $5 a gallon in the UK a decade ago. Now it's even more. We're just catching up to where everyone else has been for years and there's nothing you can do about it. Get the fuck over it.

And people at the gas station/mini market are always talking about the weather. It's like protocol there. Uuuugh... fucking INTOLERABLE!!!

Well, there are rules for businesses too, and you clearly don't fit into the "conventional business plan"

That kinda shit would annoy me in the job I have now, but that's just not the way you are and that's awesome.

I would probably freak out if I had to work at your shop.

We both found jobs we like in fields we're comfortable with, annoyances and all.

You'd love it.
Too bad there's no "take your Neesie to work day". ...We should start a petition.

[Super Mario]

Nessie and Dev go check out my new Hair cut

[babybear]

worked with a guy at the prison in New Jersey that always said,"i'll tell ya what"

drove me crazy.

hi Dev.

[FOXXXONE]

OMG, the gas station people are the worst!!! ALWAYS talk about the gas prices... we KNOW gas prices are high. Old news. And guess what... gas was $5 a gallon in the UK a decade ago. Now it's even more. We're just catching up to where everyone else has been for years and there's nothing you can do about it. Get the fuck over it.

And people at the gas station/mini market are always talking about the weather. It's like protocol there. Uuuugh... fucking INTOLERABLE!!!


You'd love it.
Too bad there's no "take your Neesie to work day". ...We should start a petition.

All fucking day people have been saying . Holy shit it's really snowing out .

Really , in February, in Canada...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Neesie]

OMG, the gas station people are the worst!!! ALWAYS talk about the gas prices... we KNOW gas prices are high. Old news. And guess what... gas was $5 a gallon in the UK a decade ago. Now it's even more. We're just catching up to where everyone else has been for years and there's nothing you can do about it. Get the fuck over it.

And people at the gas station/mini market are always talking about the weather. It's like protocol there. Uuuugh... fucking INTOLERABLE!!!


You'd love it.
Too bad there's no "take your Neesie to work day". ...We should start a petition.

Could I write shit on people on "take your Neesie to work day"????

[Neesie]

Nessie and Dev go check out my new Hair cut

Not now, Mario. Employed people are talking. Settle down.

[Super Mario]

Not now, Mario. Employed people are talking. Settle down.

wowwwwwww..... bitch mode tonight. Im drinking too bitch watch your back i might fuck it.

[FunnyFarm2]

Everyday a guy at work asks me what I have for lunch like he's looking for a trade or some shit. Bugs the piss out of me.

I agree with the weather talk.

We don't smack talk gas prices where I work, but I hate hearing everyday about the stock price of our company. So it went up or down a few cents.....whooptyfuckingdingshit

[deverrant]

worked with a guy at the prison in New Jersey that always said,"i'll tell ya what"

drove me crazy.

hi Dev.

Hi!

All fucking day people have been saying . Holy shit it's really snowing out .

Really , in February, in Canada...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Weather talk in general is the WORST. Not only is it tired and mundane as fuck, but for crying out loud... you bitch about the cold or the snow in Winter and bitch about the heat and humidity in Summer. It's the fucking Northeast! It's cold in the winter and hot and humid in the summer... it's ALWAYS been this way. How is this any kind of surprise or anything you're not prepared for? If you don't like it, fucking MOVE.

[deverrant]

Nessie and Dev go check out my new Hair cut

I did. Looks good, but a little flat on top. I like you with a little more volume on top. Just MHO.

Could I write shit on people on "take your Neesie to work day"????

Absolutely.

[FOXXXONE]

Hi!


Weather talk in general is the WORST. Not only is it tired and mundane as fuck, but for crying out loud... you bitch about the cold or the snow in Winter and bitch about the heat and humidity in Summer. It's the fucking Northeast! It's cold in the winter and hot and humid in the summer... it's ALWAYS been this way. How is this any kind of surprise or anything you're not prepared for? If you don't like it, fucking MOVE.

this is what I'm saying
I had a dream last night that the ink in my owl got infected and when I woke up the same area in my dream was itchy and sore . Strange shit

[Daveindiego]

Right. There are NO douchebags southern California...

Just the Guido's that moved out here from the East Coast.

[deverrant]

this is what I'm saying
I had a dream last night that the ink in my owl got infected and when I woke up the same area in my dream was itchy and sore . Strange shit

Not unusual. If it's sore use Bactine. No ointment or lotion. It'll go away.

Your owl is sweet, btw.

[deverrant]

Just the Guido's that moved out here from the East Coast.

's implies ownership. To make something plural you simply add "s", no apostrophe.

This is second grade grammar. Just sayin'.

[Popeye Saavedra]

and the guy who says "alcohol abuse!" when someone spills a drink, and the guy who says "they're comin' to get me!" when I siren is heard in the distance... is that all the same guy?
I think it's the same guy.

Is this about Chriza?

[Mojopin]

's implies ownership. To make something plural you simply add "s", no apostrophe.

This is second grade grammar. Just sayin'.