Was Maharishi Mahesh Yogi the TM guy Howard loves? He thought he could levitate...

[Gretsch Man]

Is that the same guy Stern always raves about with this new age TM bullshit? I'm reading a book about Andy Kaufman right now (he was into TM too), and supposedly the TM guru claimed people could levitate and fly like Superman with the techniques.

[Bye You!]

is it guru or guh-ROO, the way Howard says it?

and yes, i believe that's the same guy.

[Gretsch Man]

I wonder why Howard never mentions the former guru's flying powers.

[Tom Doyers]

TN or meditation in general is incredibly effective... but this Maharishi guy was a typical shyster ala Benny Hinn (IMO, don't sue me).

[The Snork]

Here's them "flying"

[Ice Hole]

Howard said you can learn how to meditate by going to one class and paying a small fee. I looked it up a couple years ago and it was $2,500.

[HS Cult Leader]

It's the druggie asshole alright!


That's why Howard sounds like such a tool, he will laugh and criticize people that are Christian or Catholic for believing in fairy tales and an imaginary friend in Jesus. Then turn right around and preach the complete and utter bullshit of TM and the druggie con men that continue to maintain the cult with the help of rich idiots like Howard that force his employees to indulge in it.

[Gusbuss]

Yeah, that's him. I got sucked into TM in 1972. Never practiced it though. It's too easy to lose concentration and fall asleep. I still never said my mantra out loud or told anyone. For some reason they really stress that .

[Gusbuss]

Howard said you can learn how to meditate by going to one class and paying a small fee. I looked it up a couple years ago and it was $2,500.

It was $150 when I took the course.

[HS Cult Leader]

Howard said you can learn how to meditate by going to one class and paying a small fee. I looked it up a couple years ago and it was $2,500.

Yeah, you par their "teachers" to invent a mantra for you to repeat that will magically repair what ever plagues you.

It's worked so well for Howard, that's why he must pay a high priced therapist to help him deal with life.

[Kool]

Yeah, that's him. I got sucked into TM in 1972. Never practiced it though. It's too easy to lose concentration and fall asleep. I still never said my mantra out loud or told anyone. For some reason they really stress that .

So your mantra is a saying u repeat over and over while your eyes are closed?

[SouthernListen]

Well, India really has their shit together, it must work.

[Imus O Sternsky]

Well, India really has their shit together, it must work.

Is this anywhere near the medical schools that train the doctors who come to America and become filthy rich?

[killallposers]

So your mantra is a saying u repeat over and over while your eyes are closed?

i just tried it with my mantra. i sat with my eyes closed and repeated "life sucks and i'm tired of it" over and over, but i don't feel any better. and now my wife hid our wolfgang puck knives.

[Gretsch Man]

Here's them "flying"

Fucking Christ. Don't these idiots have any shame at all? Who would willingly let themselves look that fucking retarded.

[Lou Cypher]

It's the druggie asshole alright!


That's why Howard sounds like such a tool, he will laugh and criticize people that are Christian or Catholic for believing in fairy tales and an imaginary friend in Jesus. Then turn right around and preach the complete and utter bullshit of TM and the druggie con men that continue to maintain the cult with the help of rich idiots like Howard that force his employees to indulge in it.

And don't forget Dr. Sarno can cure homosexuality (and he doesn't even know it!).

[pontius pilot]