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  1. 02-08-2013, 06:04 PM #1
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    Snowpocalypse Hits Chimney Manor

    Just heard the latest forecast from Fox News. Eastern Long Island will be hammered with over a foot of snow and a wind chill tomorrow of 1F.
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  2. 02-08-2013, 06:08 PM #2
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    Will there be a high tide as well. Hearing the Howard's mansion was under frozen water would be awesome.
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  3. 02-08-2013, 06:21 PM #3
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    "happy wife, happy life."
    "barren womb, chimnied tomb."
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  4. 02-08-2013, 06:33 PM #4
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    I hope the house collapses in a snowy apocalypse...no one hurt of course just the house reduced to rubble
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  5. 02-08-2013, 06:36 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrd160 View Post
    I hope the house collapses in a snowy apocalypse...no one hurt of course just the house reduced to rubble
    id rather see him lose it to that dumb cunt he is married too.
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  6. 02-08-2013, 06:47 PM #6
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    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
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  7. 02-08-2013, 06:57 PM #7
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    I hope he took care of his trampoline.
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  8. 02-08-2013, 06:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
    my cat loves ice.
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  9. 02-08-2013, 07:00 PM #9
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    thank god they have a personal weatherman to give them updates through the night.
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  10. 02-08-2013, 07:03 PM #10
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    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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    I assume she means "plowing" or "shoveling" a pathway.........you don't think she has the servants laying brickwork, do you?
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  12. 02-08-2013, 07:09 PM #12
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    where would they keep the feral cat houses?



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  13. 02-08-2013, 07:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doberman862 View Post
    I assume she means "plowing" or "shoveling" a pathway.........you don't think she has the servants laying brickwork, do you?
    she's an idiot.
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  14. 02-08-2013, 07:10 PM #14
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    I wonder what they charge to shovel driveways out there?
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    I tweeted to her that if she cared so much she would have them spayed/neutered, then there wouldn't be a "colony" on "our" property
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post




    She really has turned into the crazy cat lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietus View Post
    I wonder what they charge to shovel driveways out there?
    All their driveways and walkways are heated so the snow just melts
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  18. 02-08-2013, 07:20 PM #18
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    Who wants or keeps a feral cat colony on their property????
    I wonder what smells worse, horsey's pussy or the cat piss stink around their house??
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  19. 02-08-2013, 07:24 PM #19
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    Whatever disaster happens at Chimney Manor, it won't be enough.
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    who the fuck feeds wild disease ridden cats?

    Does she put food out for raccoons too
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