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  1. 02-08-2013, 06:04 PM #1
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    Snowpocalypse Hits Chimney Manor

    Just heard the latest forecast from Fox News. Eastern Long Island will be hammered with over a foot of snow and a wind chill tomorrow of 1F.
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  2. 02-08-2013, 06:08 PM #2
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    Will there be a high tide as well. Hearing the Howard's mansion was under frozen water would be awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pontius pilot View Post

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    I hope the house collapses in a snowy apocalypse...no one hurt of course just the house reduced to rubble
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrd160 View Post
    I hope the house collapses in a snowy apocalypse...no one hurt of course just the house reduced to rubble
    id rather see him lose it to that dumb cunt he is married too.
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    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
    my cat loves ice.
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  10. 02-08-2013, 07:09 PM #10
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    where would they keep the feral cat houses?



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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
    this is for real? i can never tell anymore. i envy simpletons so much. and a rich one, life can get no better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
    Are they considered a feral cat community when they have houses and are fed 3x a day? We called them our outdoors cats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    it's ok, beth commanded the servants to elevate the feral cats' houses and put dry food in there. no mention of how they'll get non-frozen water though.
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    I hope he took care of his trampoline.
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    thank god they have a personal weatherman to give them updates through the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post




    She really has turned into the crazy cat lady.
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    I assume she means "plowing" or "shoveling" a pathway.........you don't think she has the servants laying brickwork, do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doberman862 View Post
    I assume she means "plowing" or "shoveling" a pathway.........you don't think she has the servants laying brickwork, do you?
    she's an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doberman862 View Post
    I assume she means "plowing" or "shoveling" a pathway.........you don't think she has the servants laying brickwork, do you?



    Just paving a path so they can eat, survive and reproduce. One can never have enough inbred wild cats to destroy the natural balance of nature
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