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  1. 02-08-2013, 06:24 PM #81
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    Huh. Just sold two.
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  2. 02-08-2013, 06:28 PM #82
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    Yea!
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  3. 02-08-2013, 06:33 PM #83
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    I just hope there are no Internet savvy parents who somehow are able to find out that Elias posts here.
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  4. 02-08-2013, 06:36 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    It's for my daughter's school district.

    They needed vendors and my fucking wife mentioned me.

    tell em about dawgsaloon.com .. adult forum
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  5. 02-08-2013, 06:37 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    I say "I doubt you sell even one of your ugly overpriced pens." to my scale? That doesn't even make sense.
    No stupid. I quoted Fender. You say to your scale "That was hurtful, mean, and untrue."

    Apparently tasting your son's dick makes you stupider.
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  6. 02-08-2013, 06:38 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    No stupid. I quoted Fender. You say to your scale "That was hurtful, mean, and untrue."

    Apparently tasting your son's dick makes you stupider.
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  7. 02-08-2013, 06:39 PM #87
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    Animal God is jelly of Elias's pen empire. I feel bad for AG's kids and grand kids.
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  8. 02-08-2013, 06:40 PM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I just hope there are no Internet savvy parents who somehow are able to find out that Elias posts here.
    "Hey Elias, I'd like to buy a pen...hey, wait a minute, is that you who photoshopped a huge blaek cock on a midget?"
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  9. 02-08-2013, 06:41 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Animal God is jelly of Elias's pen empire. I feel bad for AG's kids and grand kids.
    I feel bad for his pallbearers.
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  10. 02-08-2013, 06:41 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    "Hey Elias, I'd like to buy a pen...hey, wait a minute, is that you who photoshopped a huge blaek cock on a midget?"
    black cocked midget pen!
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  11. 02-08-2013, 06:43 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    black cocked midget pen!
    you're on to something

    survey the crowd
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  12. 02-08-2013, 06:46 PM #92
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    Have Sartori start a poll!
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  13. 02-08-2013, 06:47 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Are you shooting the evil eye to the guy selling hummels?
    Oooooo. I hate that fucking guy!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    No stupid. I quoted Fender. You say to your scale "That was hurtful, mean, and untrue."

    Apparently tasting your son's dick makes you stupider.
    Well motherfuck
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Yea!
    Can I eat your horse?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  16. 02-08-2013, 06:51 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    Seriously though, you make a very nice pen. I have all the tools but have been unable to produce a satisfactory product, but I am taking a class this spring.
    Yes, you still owe me a pen from years ago.
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  17. 02-08-2013, 08:31 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Huh. Just sold two.
    Your mom and dad showed up?
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    Everyone says that AG is a pain in the ass and a troll. I have to disagree, I never hear anything from AG. He never alerts or complains.
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    I second this... his detractors were an issue at SFN, but never the man himself.
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  18. 02-08-2013, 08:52 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Your mom and dad showed up?
    Wow, you really are into that incest stuff, aren't ya. I guess once you got a whiff of that AG Jr. ball seed you just gotsta have more.

    Please keep your disgusting family sex stories and fetishes out of my thread please.
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  19. 02-08-2013, 08:54 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Your mom and dad showed up?


    advantage, Buttersludge.
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  20. 02-08-2013, 09:13 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Your mom and dad showed up?
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