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  1. 02-08-2013, 07:41 PM #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post


    Oh! That's different. Your cabinets are so full you have to put your glassware on top of the fridge? Well, not anymore!
    Did you know you're a wise ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Girl stuff? Like what?
    First off, you gotta start shaving your cooch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    Like putting your glassware and baking dishes inside the cabinets.


    Wise ass
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  4. 02-08-2013, 07:44 PM #164
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    First off, you gotta start shaving your cooch.
    I don't have a cooch but I shave my ding dong so I'm on my way I guess
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  5. 02-08-2013, 07:45 PM #165
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    Look at the time, my friends. I've had it. And tomorrow is not a paid day off.

    I'm hitting the hay.
    Adios
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  6. 02-08-2013, 07:46 PM #166
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    ding dong, I haven't heard that reference in years
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  7. 02-08-2013, 07:50 PM #167
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    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    ding dong, I haven't heard that reference in years
    I'm too classy to call it a cock
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    They were all stacked in the fridge, I guess the shit shifted and gave way
    They were stacked on the edge of the freezer door, you opened the freezer door and it all fell down. That's what happened, didn't it.
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  9. 02-08-2013, 08:07 PM #169
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    They were stacked on the edge of the freezer door, you opened the freezer door and it all fell down. That's what happened, didn't it.
    Nope, they just dun fell off the top
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    I wonder what is more difficult... shaving a cooch, or shaving a ding-dong.

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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    I wonder what is more difficult... shaving a cooch, or shaving a ding-dong.

    :

    You just blew my mind.
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    I'm actually considering this now...
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    I've shaved both, I think a cooch is tougher
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    I've shaved both, I think a cooch is tougher
    It's very complicated down there...
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    let's go shave some pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    It's very complicated down there...
    Gee whizz do you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    It's very complicated down there...
    I couldn't find a clit with a map and a gps, yeah it's complicated!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    let's go shave some pussy
    We have to get the pussy before we can shave it! Dumbass!
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