You got jokes?

[The Shiv]

why did the chicken cross the road?????

[KOC]

[Avery]

So a priest and rabbi are walking down the street and pass a school yard where all the kids are out for recess.

The priest says to the rabbi, "let's go fuck those kids."

And the rabbi replies, "fuck them out of what?"

[The Shiv]

Gunslinger wont respond to my joke

[Bobby Heenan]

sorry about the brush joke, Shiv, but you seem cool about that shit

[The Shiv]

sorry about the brush joke, Shiv, but you seem cool about that shit

wheres that joke at?

[Smell Muhfinger]

This one dude walked into a bar, and he said something to the bartender, and the bartender responded, and then the dude said something kinda funny, but I can't remember what it was, but hilarity ensued.

[acagirl98]

So a priest and rabbi are walking down the street and pass a school yard where all the kids are out for recess.

The priest says to the rabbi, "let's go fuck those kids."

And the rabbi replies, "fuck them out of what?"

fuck you - I think ai actually just cackled

[Gomez]

Q: what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?





A: quarter pounder w/ cheese