Howard & Beth going on a "sweet trip" for Valentine's Day (Us mag)

[DlistCelebutard]

Funny part is Beth has no idea who Karen Carpenter is..

[Bye You!]

Why? So howard can take a bite of chocolate and throw the rest away?

Sweet trip=adjoining recovery rooms

[MutteringJohn]

Beth even this loser sounds better than you and Howard.

[Thelma]

they sang "close to you" at that dopey party Howard had. I think it was a valentine's day party. Or maybe Halloween. I always got the impression he was trying to show Artie how cool he was, and how he could hang. But he never succeeded.

They played tape of the two of them singing. Beth sings worse than she modoes, believe it or not.

I remember that - it was a Valentine's Day party because it's a holiday that can be about them and not about pesky children. And Howard said Beth had a cute singing voice.

This is Mark's Friggin from 2004 so Howard has been talking about "Close to You" for NINE YEARS:

"He had tape from his Valentine's day party where he was singing Karaoke with Beth. He said the DJ didn't record everyone like he'd hoped he would. Howard said that he doesn't even remember singing that night because he was so drunk. Howard said the DJ didn't even record his whole session, he picked up in the middle of it for some reason.

Howard played the tape and both Howard and Beth were singing horribly. Howard said he thought it was cute. Howard was completely plastered during the performance. They actually started the same song (They Long to be (Close to You)) for a second time and sang it again. Howard was cursing a bit and singing some of Beth's parts. Howard and Beth left halfway through the song and as Howard was getting off the stage he said he had to go because he had to pee. For some reason they continued to sing though. Howard said he's never been so loose musically. He said he had no idea that it happened at all because he was so drunk."

[Bye You!]

I remember that - it was a Valentine's Day party because it's a holiday that can be about them and not about pesky children. And Howard said Beth had a cute singing voice.

This is Mark's Friggin from 2004 so Howard has been talking about "Close to You" for NINE YEARS:

"He had tape from his Valentine's day party where he was singing Karaoke with Beth. He said the DJ didn't record everyone like he'd hoped he would. Howard said that he doesn't even remember singing that night because he was so drunk. Howard said the DJ didn't even record his whole session, he picked up in the middle of it for some reason.

Howard played the tape and both Howard and Beth were singing horribly. Howard said he thought it was cute. Howard was completely plastered during the performance. They actually started the same song (They Long to be (Close to You)) for a second time and sang it again. Howard was cursing a bit and singing some of Beth's parts. Howard and Beth left halfway through the song and as Howard was getting off the stage he said he had to go because he had to pee. For some reason they continued to sing though. Howard said he's never been so loose musically. He said he had no idea that it happened at all because he was so drunk."

thanks!

i totally believe that Howard was trying to impress Artie, getting so "high on wine" and all that.

[kippy]

Warning: your ears may bleed

[Bye You!]

she is truly talentless. absolutely awfoe.

[Nibbler]

If Howard is secretly sentimental, then why is this information in a national magazine?
Beth is a blabbermouth.

[DlistCelebutard]

Warning: your ears may bleed

neg rep kip for making me listen to that shit!!

[Bye You!]

All this Hershey talk and now i'm craving chocolate.

[Bye You!]

neg rep kip for making me listen to that shit!!

she sings like she walks, clumzy, graceless and clod-like.

people usually have a separate singing voice, she was just talking-like. I can't explain it.

[monsoon]

I love how the giant MOOSE tries to make everything sound so romantic...Like the recent Mexico disaster...How fun and romantic was that??? All that way so she could fight with bigbird when he couldn't get HER an invite to the IT party of the season..Then he left her stupid ass there...

A sweet trip?? Gonna drop acid on sugarcubes??

Moose loves to shit rainbows..The horrible truth is she has to put up with that hideous miserable fuck Howard Stern..She has to fuck him and act like she likes ...




f-mutt

[isabella]

I think I am going to BARF!

Exactly my reaction....the phoniness is palpable.
Adults who are in a happy relationship don't feel the need to gush about it every chance they get.

When will this finally be over????????

[DlistCelebutard]

When will this finally be over????????

After Beth has 5 yrs of 'wedded bliss' and 5 million in the bank...the prenup says so..

[isabella]

That pic is typical of them.....bizarre.
Howard is dressed in a heavy black leather jacket, with a scarf and gloves.
The idiot is in a short sleeved white dress...it seems to describe their relationship, discordant.

[ohmicah]

Warning: your ears may bleed

[Imus O Sternsky]

Funny part is Beth has no idea who Karen Carpenter is..

Wrong! Beff knows the Carpenters are the peopoe who remodoed the apartmint.

[schnauzer]

Karen Carpenter is still Howard's go-to chick when he needs to jack off from memory

[Uncle Larry]

Beth's singing is about the same as her harrible acting - she makes Elisa Jordana seem like she's Grammy quality. Beth's brain was probably overheating from having to read all those words to the tune on the karaoke screen.

In that one interview in the Hamptons, Beth pointed out that she wasn't even born when Howard graduated high school - I think this song is also older than Beth.

[Guts83]

Wait... are they adopting another dog?

Damn. Chimney Manor is going to turn into a Zoo (Za Zoo) soon!