David Spade didn't score with this hot chick in college

**Jon Hein is God** · 02-07-2013, 05:17 PM

**Free Food** · 02-07-2013, 05:19 PM

What a piece of young ass!!!!

And the girl's kind of cute too.

**PappYawn** · 02-07-2013, 05:22 PM

"Sixteen Candles " anyone?
Did he get her panties?

**stripes** · 02-07-2013, 05:28 PM

funny, he wouldnt touch her now at 45

**Jon Hein is God** · 02-07-2013, 05:28 PM

I wonder what she looks like now.

That photo was taken either in fall 1982 or spring 1983.

add 30 years to that face.

**stripes** · 02-07-2013, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

I wonder what she looks like now.

That photo was taken either in fall 1982 or spring 1983.

add 30 years to that face.

that never ends well

**ilovebacon** · 02-07-2013, 05:31 PM

She looks like his babysitter

**newcastlefan** · 02-07-2013, 05:48 PM

he probably came up to her waist

**MEGAdawg** · 02-07-2013, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by newcastlefan

he probably came up to her waist

Yummy.

**Robert Higgins** · 02-07-2013, 06:03 PM

As cute as she was, she is about a 5 on the Spade Poon-Tang-O-meter

**Jon Hein is God** · 02-07-2013, 06:12 PM

Ahhhh....
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news03/11-17.htm

F-Emmy Award For ''Best Staff Member Fight With A Guest.'' 11/18/03. 7:35am
Howard moved on to the next category which was ''Best Staff Member Fight With A Guest.'' The nominees included Artie fighting with actress Dina Meyer. Fred fighting with Julie Bowen over Win Fred's Money. Artie fights with Leah Remini about whether or not Artie was in ''Old School.''

The winner was Fred and Julie Bowen. Julie was on the line calling in from the set of ''Ed.'' She had a cold so her voice was shot. She said that she's been reading the encyclopedia so she can beat Fred at ''Win Fred's Money'' next time she comes in. Howard figures that she's dieting too much and that's why she doesn't have a voice. Howard and Julie talked about being out one night and how they ran into each other. Howard said Julie is really hyper and couldn't even stick around the table to talk. Howard said that David Spade loved Julie and told him that she was the best woman he ever cheated on. Howard went on to talk about how he tried to hook the two of them back up that night they were out to dinner. It didn't work. Howard said that her voice was sounding better already because he was able to relax her.

Howard said that Julie looked great in the movie ''Joe Somebody'' and that he'd bang her so hard if he had her in bed. Howard said that he goes to MrSkin.com just to see her nipple slip. She said that now her father is going to go there to see if that's true or not.

Howard said he was watching the Britney Spears special last night. Beth was out for the night working so he watched the her. He said she was wearing a shirt and he was hoping that she'd take it off. He said she pulls up her nude stocking to show off her boobs at one point and it was really hot. He said he wanted to bang her after seeing all of that stuff. He said the guys all rubbing on her doesn't turn him on though. He talked about that for a few second and then turned it back over to Julie.

Howard asked Julie what she was wearing. She said she had on jeans and a tank top. She told Howard she doesn't usually wear a bra unless she's working. She went on to make her acceptance speech and thanked Fred for being mean and thanked some other people. Fred made a speech and said that he thought this was a category for best fight with a celebrity and Julie didn't qualify. He goofed on her a little more and made a few other jokes about some of the other guys on the show. Julie hung up right after that.

**Jake Dog** · 02-07-2013, 06:55 PM

"Hot young tail's what it's all about. Ht young tail!!!" (Shallow Hal's dad on his death bed)

**Woof** · 02-07-2013, 09:47 PM

**Winst** · 02-08-2013, 02:56 AM

You guy's should see some pictures of Dave's steady girlfriend back in 1988.

She was a civilian and she was a total sweetheart....and she was also stunningly drop dead gorgeous.

I had the chance to meet her several times and she always blew me away.
I'd say some more about the two of them together...but by now it's all old old old news.

When I think back to all of the people that Dave has been "associated" with...that is the one woman
that really sticks out in my head.
(..and from time to time...in Dave's head too.)

**crazypreacher** · 02-08-2013, 03:08 AM

Hmm. Civilian. Very, very interesting.

**PiggyMohammad** · 02-08-2013, 06:53 AM

A deal has been struck. Who is the......... Top Chef ???

remember.......Many "Uptown Girls" seeks opportunities with men who have secrets....

Who's next "wife" to host Top Chef or a show about spoiled pets ????

(Thanks Winst

)

**IlluminatiJones** · 02-08-2013, 08:18 AM

What kind of dad do you think Spade is? Go ahead and skip over the "not around" part, as that's a given.

What kind of not around-dad is he?

And who do you think sees their unwanted child more: Spade, Hugh Grant, or Jude Law?

**peterfonda** · 02-08-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Robert Higgins

As cute as she was, she is about a 5 on the Spade Poon-Tang-O-meter

What exactly is David Spade's allure? Is being a smarmy little twerp so sexy? I don't get it.

**IlluminatiJones** · 02-08-2013, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by peterfonda

What exactly is David Spade's allure? Is being a smarmy little twerp so sexy? I don't get it.

Also, being on tv don't hurt. This guy's been on tv longer than fucking Carson.

Both his career and his personal life are at noines; he really, really knows how to play it, with only one real misstep. It was a doozy, but still; he's battin' about .956 by my count.