I took a defensive driving class today and part of the training was maneuvering around a course of cones and driving on snow and ice. One of the cones was 'Kenny' a bystander.
After a run or two, me and my partner decided to just go nuts and go for it. I ended up dragging the Kenny cone under the car for awhile.
The instructor was all 'you killed Kenny, his family, everybody'
I know, cool story bro