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  1. 02-08-2013, 10:33 AM #1
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    I killed Kenny or defensive driving for retards

    I took a defensive driving class today and part of the training was maneuvering around a course of cones and driving on snow and ice. One of the cones was 'Kenny' a bystander.

    After a run or two, me and my partner decided to just go nuts and go for it. I ended up dragging the Kenny cone under the car for awhile.

    The instructor was all 'you killed Kenny, his family, everybody'


    I know, cool story bro
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  2. 02-08-2013, 10:34 AM #2
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    dwi class?
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  3. 02-08-2013, 10:35 AM #3
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    was this live or simulation?
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  4. 02-08-2013, 10:35 AM #4
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  5. 02-08-2013, 10:37 AM #5
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    Fuck Kenny, he should have taken a defensive pedestrian class.
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  7. 02-08-2013, 10:41 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    dwi class?
    I doubt they'd teach people convicted of drunk driving how to do it better in the future.
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  8. 02-08-2013, 10:42 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I doubt they'd teach people convicted of drunk driving how to do it better in the future.
    U would know
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    U would know
    Exactly.
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  10. 02-08-2013, 10:43 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I doubt they'd teach people convicted of drunk driving how to do it better in the future.
    i could teach the "how to not get caught" class
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    i could teach the "how to not get caught" class
    I'm guessing that driving through a bridge would be frowned upon, in this class.

    You should add that to the curriculum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I'm guessing that driving through a bridge would be frowned upon, in this class.

    You should add that to the curriculum.
    that's on page 4 sunshine
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  13. 02-08-2013, 12:44 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    I took a defensive driving class today and part of the training was maneuvering around a course of cones and driving on snow and ice. One of the cones was 'Kenny' a bystander.

    After a run or two, me and my partner decided to just go nuts and go for it. I ended up dragging the Kenny cone under the car for awhile.

    The instructor was all 'you killed Kenny, his family, everybody'


    I know, cool story bro
    Partner?? As in life partner no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    dwi class?
    No. Job training
    A train leaving every night..
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  16. 02-08-2013, 01:10 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wigtropolis View Post
    was this live or simulation?
    Mazda 3.
    A train leaving every night..
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Partner?? As in life partner no doubt.
    Another guy in my company. Settle down.
    A train leaving every night..
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  18. 02-08-2013, 01:13 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Fuck Kenny, he should have taken a defensive pedestrian class.
    The winning response. Fuck a traffic cone.
    A train leaving every night..
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  19. 02-08-2013, 01:15 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    Mazda 3.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGod View Post
    Partner?? As in life partner no doubt.
    strange that you would go there, bro
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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