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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Coconut Sid View Post
    Howard would divorce Beth if she ever got an ass like that. He's into MEN with a flat pancake ass. If a girl has some curves, he says this:
    fixed
    Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    if anyone is interested, that's a colombian model called claudia perlwitz
    that was photoshoot for a magazine called soho www.soho.com.co

    Last edited by InstigatinMofo; 02-08-2013 at 12:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post


    or a photoshop
    There's already posts above showing that it's another woman. An actual model.
    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    There's already posts above showing that it's another woman. An actual model.

    yeah, she sure is much prettier than Beth. That profile shot that makes her look like Beth is awfoe. I'd be mad at anyone who made me look like her.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Wow- I guess that wasn't Beth. Looks just like her though from the side.

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    Where's the snow, shit model, has a lot to learn


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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Larry View Post
    Beth didn't even provide a direct link to the very useful article - http://www.animalleague.org/events-n...s-jan2013.html

    A few of the insightful tips are:

    "6. When bathing your dogs in the colder months, be sure to completely dry them before taking them out for a walk. If you own short-haired breed dogs, consider getting them coats or sweaters.

    7. Most people know not to leave their pets in a car in the summer, but the same goes for the winter. A car interior can get as cold as a refrigerator, and pets can easily freeze."
    8. Alays make sure your pet wears a seatbelt when plowing your driveway

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    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    her whole ASSHOLE is sticking out!

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    Listen up assholes...The above is my opinion and doesn't mean shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by DICKWAD View Post
    http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/beth+stern
    haha...didnt know Melissa (Anthony's [of Opie and Anthony] ex-girlfriend) and her new man went as Howard and Beth for Halloween



    ^ Even the bent knee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InstigatinMofo View Post
    if anyone is interested, that's a colombian model called claudia perlwitz
    that was photoshoot for a magazine called soho www.soho.com.co

    good. i was starting to feel weird that beth was getting me chubbed.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyanks View Post
    I bet she would wear arm warmers in the ocean.
    "I was just about to say that..."

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    Beth Ostrosky@BethStern
    we have a feral cat colony living on our property- we elevated their houses.put dry food inside. paving a pathway to their ramp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slappy View Post
    Beth Ostrosky@BethStern
    we have a feral cat colony living on our property- we elevated their houses.put dry food inside. paving a pathway to their ramp!
    Thank God for that. That monstrosity you built destroyed an eco-system that was in place for thousands of years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InstigatinMofo View Post
    if anyone is interested, that's a colombian model called claudia perlwitz
    that was photoshoot for a magazine called soho www.soho.com.co

    Not a fair comparison.. The picture above is of a FEMALE..


    But you can't blame the Moose.. I'm sure the Doctor gave the Ostrosky's a choice if the wanted the peen removed or not.. They already had 2 boys so they said " Make this one a girl" Doctors are not GOD

    They had no idea it would be huge and hairy with size 13 gunboats...Flat chested with teeth that could scare a grizzly..And grating voice that makes birds drop from the sky...



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    the above is strictly my opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsoon View Post
    Not a fair comparison.. The picture above is of a FEMALE..


    But you can't blame the Moose.. I'm sure the Doctor gave the Ostrosky's a choice if the wanted the peen removed or not.. They already had 2 boys so they said " Make this one a girl" Doctors are not GOD

    They had no idea it would be huge and hairy with size 13 gunboats...Flat chested with teeth that could scare a grizzly..And grating voice that makes birds drop from the sky...



    f-mutt
    I think the photo looks like they grafted Beth's face and chimpanzee arms onto that modoe's body.

    Also Beefy would have you believe she's the youngest in the family but she's actually the "middle child."

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Cotton button down shirt in the ocean? That's as crazy as wearing a bikini in the snow!


    Image like these, photoshopped onto crime scenes, tsunamis and other horrific disasters always brings joy to my heart

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