WHACK, "You're talkin to a US Marine" -- love this

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

Thanks for the link, I almost missed this gem.

Holy shit, talk about self Pwnage.

Did you want to discuss your financial problems and why you can't support the site? I can led ya a 20 skippy.

No financial problems at all, just made a personal promise to myself to never support any Stern related site ever again after that SCUMBAG Mutt and his shit "mods" started threatening to ban me for speaking my mind over at SFN. This place is fun, and I don't think Dawg would ever do a 180 on his supporters like that but once I make a personal pledge I stick to it. Would still love to meet u and discuss in person, don't worry, I'll pick up the "tab" so u won't have to worry about my financial situation sweetie...whattya say?

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 06:29 AM

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK

No financial problems at all, just made a personal promise to myself to never support any Stern related site ever again after that SCUMBAG Mutt and his shit "mods" started threatening to ban me for speaking my mind. This place is fun, and I don't think Dawg would ever do a 180 on his supporters like that but once I make a personal pledge I stick to it. Would still love to meet u and discuss in person, don't worry, I'll pick up the "tab" so u won't have to worry about my financial situation sweetie...whattya say?

I say you seriously pwned yourself tough guy and you might want to log off next time you get that mad.

Real Ex cops with a pension can afford the cash, pony up freeloader.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

I say you seriously pwned yourself tough guy and you might want to log off next time you get that mad.

Real Ex cops with a pension can afford the cash, pony up freeloader.

stop changing the subject tough guy. It's obvious you've got no balls to tell me that in person. Tomorrow night, Ill be at Artie's Gotham show. VIP section while you'll be in ur shitty Queens "apt"....

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 06:38 AM

The subject was you being a retarded internet guy PLAYIN ex cop and selling wolf tickets to strangers, I'm pretty sure we are still on topic, dopey.

We have houses in queens too.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

The subject was you being a retarded internet guy PLAYIN ex cop and selling wolf tickets to strangers, I'm pretty sure we are still on topic, dopey.

We have houses in queens too.

No, the subject at hand is u being too much of a pussy to meet me in person. I can even show you a copy of my pension stub. You'll shit when u see how much more I make sitting home than u do for a whole 40 hr work week, that is assuming u do "work". Anyone with a Jackass Kanye avatar is prolly some type of special needs person.

And if really do own a house in Queens, think of me everytime you pay those sky high property taxes which in turn fund my pension SUCKER...

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 06:49 AM

I think I see your problem "buff", you think everyone gets as mad as you and is raging about it on the interwebs and needs to prove their manhood by selling empty threats to an anonymous internet guy.

That's a major fail since the day they turned on the internet switch.

I'm no "tough guy", I'm the guy laughing at the kid PLAYING "tough guy" (that's you skippy).

Just admit I made you ball up your tiny fists and pound your keyboard, dopey.

**LaReineBlanche** · 02-11-2013, 06:49 AM

The "victim" was a cunt but so was the cop. The difference being that the cop should know better.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

I think I see your problem "buff", you think everyone gets as mad as you and is raging about it on the interwebs and needs to prove their manhood by selling empty threats to an anonymous internet guy.

That's a major fail since the day they turned on the internet switch.

I'm no "tough guy", I'm the guy laughing at the kid PLAYING "tough guy" (that's you skippy).

Just admit I made you ball up your tiny fists and pound your keyboard, dopey.

Nah, actually just chilling on my leather couch posting via my iPhone, also thinking about breakfast the whole time actually. But I know you'll be pounding ur fists when that next property tax bill comes in

p.s. Oh, and you're still a pussy

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 06:54 AM

Cool story Serpico, do you get free medical with that pension? It might be time for a mental health checkup. Normal people don't get so angry they make threats on the internet.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

Cool story Serpico, do you get free medical with that pension?

Yup, 100% "Cadillac" Benefits too. How much u pay sucker? Don't forget, ur paying for mine too, that is assuming ur gainfully employed and pay ur taxes, "Kanye", er I mean "Pussy"

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK

Yup, 100% "Cadillac" Benefits too. How much u pay sucker? Don't forget, ur paying for mine too, that is assuming ur gainfully employed and pay ur taxes, "Kanye", er I mean "Pussy"

A real "tough guy" would just post his name and address, just saying.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

A real "tough guy" would just post his name and address, just saying.

I'll tell u in person

Pussy.....

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 07:14 AM

It's OK, you don't have to kiddo. You're safe because I'm sane.

But crazy people watching (that want to meet you) might think you fail at your own "pussy" game by not posting your name and address.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

It's OK, you don't have to kiddo. Your safe because I'm sane.

Lol, fucking pussy. Talk about "E-Tough Guys"

Jackass.

**Caster Fly** · 02-11-2013, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN KIRK

Lol, fucking pussy. Talk about "E-Tough Guys"

Jackass.

Look at this teary fuck...

No one ever played tougher then you, just smarter then you. But I guess a guy that can't figure out my avatar might miss that point.

**CAPTAIN KIRK** · 02-11-2013, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by Caster Fly

Look at this teary fuck...

No one ever played tougher then you, just smarter then you. But I guess a guy that can't figure out my avatar might miss that point.

I sure figured out what a GIANT PUSSY you are though didn't I?

Anyway, tomorrow night at Gotham Comedy Club, if you just happen to grow a set of balls by then, but I doubt it. Maybe you could bring your boyfriend Chuck, in case you need back-up...