Mitch Hedberg Joke

[smellmyfinger]

I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too

[Lou Cypher]

Thanks for the stories and jokes. I think of him at least once a week (and every time I wash my cheese grater: "Why don't they call it what it really is? A sponge ruiner"). He is missed.

[Snotty]

"I'm not a household name, Cause all my fans live in apartments".............God I miss Mitch...........

[Partyxanimal]

"Hey man , Every book is a children's book if the kid can read"

[smichal]

RIP Mitch.
one of the best

[Spazzmatazz]

Waahhh Mitch Hedberg is such a genius wahhh

Yeah I negged you for being a complete and total douchebag in a thread everyone but you was having fun in. Throw another gray chicklet at me you blithering idiot.

[One Fat Vegan]

Yeah I negged you for being a complete and total douchebag in a thread everyone but you was having fun in. Throw another gray chicklet at me you blithering idiot.

Lol. Sorry buddy

[Art]

Thank you.

I went to jump in the shower and thought maybe I should've quoted the joke, but...nah. I knew someone would.

Careful about jumping in the shower, Lou. It's kinda slippery in there.

[Snotty]

I just tried but it wont let me. I will as soon as possible!

Quit being a freeloader and support the site................BEE-OTCH!!!!!

[Lou Cypher]

Careful about jumping in the shower, Lou. It's kinda slippery in there.

Can I hop? Hopping's probably worse. But saying, "I stepped carefully into the shower" just sounds wussy.

[Art]

Can I hop? Hopping's probably worse. But saying, "I stepped carefully into the shower" just sounds wussy.

I'm just thrilled beyond words that I didn't get the "crappy-pun facepalm" from you

[Spazzmatazz]

Can I hop? Hopping's probably worse. But saying, "I stepped carefully into the shower" just sounds wussy.

[Lou Cypher]

I'm just thrilled beyond words that I didn't get the "crappy-pun facepalm" from you

You know, I was going to slap one in there. I think I just forgot. Consider yourself facepalmed.

[Lou Cypher]

I could totally do those moves safely in the shower.

[AlPachinosBaby]

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

[cuzzin]

Stoplights are not like bananas. For Stop lights, green means go, yellow means slow down and red means stop. For bananas, green means stop, yellow means slow down and red means where the fuck did I get these bananas..RiP mitch

Way to butcher the joke.