Do you have, or are you cognizant of, a favorite type of flatulent tone?

[2Manboobs]

I'm particularly fond of the ones that start off with a sharp "pop", and then finish off with the sound of a flapping, rapidly deflating balloon...

[Avery]

the airy ones with a lot of treble

[crazypreacher]

The ones that sound like the intro to "Highway to Hell"

[2Manboobs]

The ones that sound like the intro to "Highway to Hell"

the tri-tone

[crazypreacher]

Or the funnel, which starts off deep baritone and ends with a high pitched flourish.

[Tigger Please]

Mine sounds like one of this little paper New Year's horns that unfurl when you blow in them. All festive and happy like that, too!

[HaroldJackson]

Deep Beef

[2Manboobs]

Or the funnel, which starts off deep baritone and ends with a high pitched flourish.

Those are very rare & highly coveted

[2Manboobs]

Mine sounds like one of this little paper New Year's horns that unfurl when you blow in them. All festive and happy like that, too!

Those tend to be a bit of a let down.. Especially if it lacks bass

[Boss Ono]

I can do Cash's "Ring of Fire" like a mariachi.

[Tigger Please]

I'm rehearsing for my "America's Got Talent" audition. I'm going to be puffing out an epic rendition of Jethro Tull's "Bouree"

[Napoleon V]

The ones that sound like a softball size hole in an airplane at 20,000 feet

[BaddFunn]

Or the funnel, which starts off deep baritone and ends with a high pitched flourish.

That's one of God's little gifts right there.