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  1. 02-07-2013, 09:17 PM #21
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    Try a diagram instead of the video. Most people get it quicker that way.

    Especially if you can find one that differentiates between the right and left side with colors.
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  2. 02-07-2013, 09:19 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    So, you wore schoolgirl outfits?
    dude I went to an all girls school run by nuns in ireland - what do you think?



    and fuck off they are on the way - I will have lots of time over the next few weeks - this week ended up being a write off and I may be stuck here all weekend
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  3. 02-07-2013, 09:19 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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  4. 02-08-2013, 09:43 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    marriage
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  5. 02-08-2013, 12:36 PM #25
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    I can't offer any advice but congratulations! I'm sure you'll look dapper.



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  6. 02-08-2013, 12:44 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Does anyone know how to do it? I've been watching YouTube's all night but can't get it right.
    I could do it but I have to use your penis to show you.
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  7. 02-08-2013, 12:50 PM #27
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    the knot is the same one that you tie your shoe with.
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  8. 02-08-2013, 01:15 PM #28
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    After you get married you can start learning how to tie a noose. Idiot.
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  9. 02-08-2013, 01:40 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Does anyone know how to do it? I've been watching YouTube's all night but can't get it right.
    We had to wear ties at school and can do it bind folded.... A "Double Windsor" is ya best yet
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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  10. 02-08-2013, 01:43 PM #30
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    so she turns 18 in May?
    John 3:16
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  11. 02-08-2013, 01:45 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    so she turns 18 in May?
    Who said she?
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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  12. 02-08-2013, 01:46 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    We had to wear ties at school and can do it bind folded.... A "Double Windsor" is ya best yet
    He's talking about bow ties.
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  13. 02-08-2013, 01:49 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    He's talking about bow ties.
    Well that's just fucking gay then.. I'm outta this thread
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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  14. 02-08-2013, 02:10 PM #34
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    mikeys chick must be smoking
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  15. 02-08-2013, 02:12 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Who said she?
    excellent point.

    so, where's this wedding gonna be? San Fran? Boston?
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  16. 02-08-2013, 02:13 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by nserafini View Post
    Make it into a knot. Pull tight. When you stop breathing you're good to go.
    & better off
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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  17. 02-08-2013, 02:16 PM #37
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    i envy all those wonderful marraige memories ahead of you, like the first time you call your soul mate a cunt, ah good times, enjoy the moments. its the small things in life that bring the most joy is my advice to a young groom.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.
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  18. 02-08-2013, 02:17 PM #38
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    tip

    remove cum stains from tie
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    ask orville redenbacher
    "don't give up until you drink from the silver cup"
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