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  1. 02-07-2013, 08:06 PM #21
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    When I was in high school and Boy Scouts, we had a Vietnamese boat person refugee, and his name was pronounce "Yahm", but it was spelled Dung....you can imagine how this went over in a redneck Texas town....

    ANyway, the guy was smart as Hell, blew all us crackas out of the water, but he was super serious and wound real tight. In Boy Scouts he treated it like Green Berets or something, trying to teach us extreme survival shit and yelling like he was gonna stroke out if you didn't get it the first time....he must have lived through some intense shit, though....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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    One of his kin probably helped make the watch back in the old country and it pissed old Yick off.
    Big black clock?
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    If this actually true(it isnt); you were the biggest douchebag bh flaunting your wealth like that. A teenager exchangibg presents with a friend amd giving him a tag heuer is just douchebaggery x 10000 . Your parents allowing this shows them to be even bigger low class douches never wastibg an opportunitty to flaunt their money
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    When I was in high school and Boy Scouts, we had a Vietnamese boat person refugee, and his name was pronounce "Yahm", but it was spelled Dung....you can imagine how this went over in a redneck Texas town....

    ANyway, the guy was smart as Hell, blew all us crackas out of the water, but he was super serious and wound real tight. In Boy Scouts he treated it like Green Berets or something, trying to teach us extreme survival shit and yelling like he was gonna stroke out if you didn't get it the first time....he must have lived through some intense shit, though....
    He was probably in the army back home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    When I was in high school and Boy Scouts, we had a Vietnamese boat person refugee, and his name was pronounce "Yahm", but it was spelled Dung....you can imagine how this went over in a redneck Texas town....

    ANyway, the guy was smart as Hell, blew all us crackas out of the water, but he was super serious and wound real tight. In Boy Scouts he treated it like Green Berets or something, trying to teach us extreme survival shit and yelling like he was gonna stroke out if you didn't get it the first time....he must have lived through some intense shit, though....
    This story lacks a conclusion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo View Post
    If this actually true(it isnt); you were the biggest douchebag bh flaunting your wealth like that. A teenager exchangibg presents with a friend amd giving him a tag heuer is just douchebaggery x 10000 . Your parents allowing this shows them to be even bigger low class douches never wastibg an opportunitty to flaunt their money
    Lighten up frances. He's fucking with us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo View Post
    If this actually true(it isnt); you were the biggest douchebag bh flaunting your wealth like that. A teenager exchangibg presents with a friend amd giving him a tag heuer is just douchebaggery x 10000 . Your parents allowing this shows them to be even bigger low class douches never wastibg an opportunitty to flaunt their money
    see you just another poor person trying to shame a rich person for being rich. rich is good, poor is bad.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    When I was in high school and Boy Scouts, we had a Vietnamese boat person refugee, and his name was pronounce "Yahm", but it was spelled Dung....you can imagine how this went over in a redneck Texas town....

    ANyway, the guy was smart as Hell, blew all us crackas out of the water, but he was super serious and wound real tight. In Boy Scouts he treated it like Green Berets or something, trying to teach us extreme survival shit and yelling like he was gonna stroke out if you didn't get it the first time....he must have lived through some intense shit, though....
    he was coming to america to avenge the thievery of his father's chocolate covered banana stand by a family of americans.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    I wish Tom Tom was here. He probably gave a car to his poor friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    see you just another poor person trying to shame a rich person for being rich. rich is good, poor is bad.
    its the internet. I can be what I say I am.
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    Were you Bluth Family rich, Dink?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    When I was in high school and Boy Scouts, we had a Vietnamese boat person refugee, and his name was pronounce "Yahm", but it was spelled Dung....you can imagine how this went over in a redneck Texas town....

    ANyway, the guy was smart as Hell, blew all us crackas out of the water, but he was super serious and wound real tight. In Boy Scouts he treated it like Green Berets or something, trying to teach us extreme survival shit and yelling like he was gonna stroke out if you didn't get it the first time....he must have lived through some intense shit, though....
    You were in the boy scouts in high school?

    how many times did you suck cock or get cock sucked?
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    I don't even know, or give a fuck, what a tag heuer (sp) is, because I'm not a frivolous meterosexual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo View Post
    its the internet. I can be what I say I am.
    they are who we thought they were.

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    Were you Bluth Family rich, Dink?
    no man, that was the thing about the other boat person...the one in texas. dung.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    I don't even know, or give a fuck, what a tag heuer (sp) is, because I'm not a frivolous meterosexual.
    No need to be a metrosexual. Tags are bad ass watches son. The epitome of manliness and classiness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    I don't even know, or give a fuck, what a tag heuer (sp) is, because I'm not a frivolous meterosexual.
    Or a magazine reader, tv watcher, or under 80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    I don't even know, or give a fuck, what a tag heuer (sp) is, because I'm not a frivolous meterosexual.
    i'm totally a frivolous metrosexual.
    you just don't turn it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    he was coming to america to avenge the thievery of his father's chocolate covered banana stand by a family of americans.
    There's always money in the banana stand.
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